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Offline Nick

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #285 on: August 14, 2007, 12:52:49 PM »
Stop cluttering this thread with rubbish evil:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #286 on: August 14, 2007, 01:01:33 PM »
What  like this d'y'mean?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #287 on: August 14, 2007, 01:01:55 PM »
And that includes red xs

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #288 on: August 14, 2007, 01:15:07 PM »
Tat, how about?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #289 on: August 14, 2007, 01:15:58 PM »
So much smiting, so little time
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #290 on: August 14, 2007, 01:17:44 PM »
Trouble, out of it keeps you
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #291 on: August 14, 2007, 01:22:37 PM »
Perhaps you would care to come round and sort out my neighbour's trespassing sister then? She is back and I am about to let fly at her again! evil:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #292 on: August 14, 2007, 01:31:15 PM »
Try going naked. Impressed or frightened she will be.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #293 on: August 14, 2007, 01:43:41 PM »
Arrested sooner, I would be
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #294 on: August 14, 2007, 02:10:54 PM »
Quote from: tel on August 14, 2007, 01:31:15 PM
Try going naked. Impressed or frightened she will be.
Maybe laugh and point she will.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #295 on: August 14, 2007, 02:46:08 PM »
Strim her, I will. I like this strimmer
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #296 on: August 14, 2007, 02:53:36 PM »
Visit her house you should, use the curse of Nick you must. Then (insert calamity here you can) will happen and move house rapidly she will. Problem solved it will be  point:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #297 on: August 14, 2007, 02:54:30 PM »
Strim her, I will
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #298 on: August 15, 2007, 05:39:21 AM »
Dear Auntie Nick,

Everybody in here (apart from me of course) seems to have gone mad, talking funny and stuff?

Could it be the, (cough) additives in the beer?

What should I do?

Sincerely,

Distressed Barman
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #299 on: August 15, 2007, 06:58:51 AM »
Stick to water
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