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Offline Barman

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #300 on: August 15, 2007, 07:26:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 06:58:51 AM
Stick to water
Apart from me I said!  cussing:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #301 on: August 15, 2007, 07:26:54 AM »
That was an instruction for everyone
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #302 on: August 15, 2007, 07:28:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 07:26:54 AM
That was an instruction for everyone

Can we add a little roasted barley and some hops for flavour?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #303 on: August 15, 2007, 07:30:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 07:26:54 AM
That was an instruction for everyone
Can I charge the same for it?  whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #304 on: August 15, 2007, 07:34:14 AM »
HOw could we tell the difference?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #305 on: August 15, 2007, 07:34:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 07:34:14 AM
HOw could we tell the difference?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #306 on: August 15, 2007, 10:08:26 AM »
2 and a half days to go until my normal rates apply. Take advantage of my summer sale now.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #307 on: August 15, 2007, 10:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 10:08:26 AM
2 and a half days to go until my normal rates apply. Take advantage of my summer sale now.
I just did but my karma has dropped to an all-time low.  cussing:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #308 on: August 15, 2007, 10:33:37 AM »
That is a punishment for you for misdeameanours in your earlier incarnations. You must do penance. Landlady will advise on the precise forms of ritual humiliation you must go through before your Karma can rise again.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #309 on: August 15, 2007, 10:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 10:33:37 AM
That is a punishment for you for misdeameanours in your earlier incarnations. You must do penance. Landlady will advise on the precise forms of ritual humiliation you must go through before your Karma can rise again.
She?s just ritually humiliated me over the state of my basement?   ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #310 on: August 15, 2007, 10:38:32 AM »
That is a start. Others will follow. Suffering is good for you.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #311 on: August 15, 2007, 10:40:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 10:38:32 AM
That is a start. Others will follow. Suffering is good for you.
What sort of bloody agony corner is this ? you?re supposed to fix it not dish it out!  cussing:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #312 on: August 15, 2007, 10:41:34 AM »
Sometimes pain is the only way. Sorry, but it's true. Trust me. Now go and get your scrubbing brushes.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #313 on: August 15, 2007, 10:45:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2007, 10:40:28 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 10:38:32 AM
That is a start. Others will follow. Suffering is good for you.
What sort of bloody agony corner is this ? you?re supposed to fix it not dish it out!  cussing:

Surely using that logic Nick, your karma should be in the high millions by now?  point:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #314 on: August 15, 2007, 10:54:10 AM »
My karma is in the hands of others less enlightened than I diepig:
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