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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #375 on: September 08, 2007, 12:49:04 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #376 on: September 08, 2007, 01:22:05 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #377 on: September 08, 2007, 08:26:36 PM »
Tough case. I fear electrodes may be required.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #378 on: September 08, 2007, 08:27:57 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #379 on: September 08, 2007, 08:29:26 PM »
Agreed. We have contacted the excellent Portuguese police
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #380 on: September 09, 2007, 05:43:34 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #381 on: September 21, 2007, 08:18:23 PM »
Landlady

We are concerned about Barman.

In your absence (shopping) he has:

Got pissed
Hacked your house about (questionably)
Got trapped
Gone out for "dinner" eyes:
Upset Wenchy (bad)

What do you think we should do to help him (or you)? through this difficult patch?

e.g. Tazer etc.


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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #382 on: September 22, 2007, 04:57:22 AM »
Landlady

We are concerned about Barman.

In your absence (shopping) he has:

Got pissed
Hacked your house about (questionably)
Got trapped
Gone out for "dinner" eyes:
Upset Wenchy (bad)

What do you think we should do to help him (or you)? through this difficult patch?

e.g. Tazer etc.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #383 on: April 22, 2008, 01:41:45 PM »
Lanlday is spending money on airfares, pants, wigs, hats and suchike.

How ca we all help Barman in this time of trial?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #384 on: April 22, 2008, 01:47:40 PM »
Lanlday is spending money on airfares, pants, wigs, hats and suchike.

How ca we all help Barman in this time of trial?



I could ban him then we wouldnt have to worry about it.  eyes:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #385 on: April 22, 2008, 01:47:49 PM »
He is beyond our help now  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #386 on: April 22, 2008, 01:49:59 PM »
i'm fine I tell you!  Banghead
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #387 on: August 22, 2008, 05:02:38 PM »
Dear Uncle Nick

LL has become obsessed with goat recipes following the purchase of a new book, 1001 things to do with a dead Goat.

I long for some cheese on toast, or even a pie, but all I get is goat.

How can I wean her off this goat trip?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #388 on: August 22, 2008, 05:13:12 PM »
I have heard there is a book called 1001 things to do with a live goat. If the esteemed lady reads that book she may be put off goats for life.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #389 on: August 22, 2008, 05:15:29 PM »
Our freezer is full of goat carcasses for her culinary experiments  noooo:
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