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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #405 on: March 22, 2011, 09:30:47 PM »
The wimmin say they are afraid I will speak my mind and embarrass them.

They feel my technique of answering teachers' excuses, which usually involve them telling me their problems, by saying "I don't give a fat rat's arse about your problems ~ deal with them. I am more concerned about my daughter's problems and I want to know what you are doing about them"

I am the same with suppliers. "I don't care what your problem is sunshine ~ when are my goods going to get here?" ~ "What! Your van broke down? .... Hire another one then you fool. There I've solved your problem for you now when can I expect etc?"

Fvckin' world is full of problems and people using them as an excuse for their own failure to address them properly. Cure it or endure it ~ I really don't care but don't try to shovel them all onto me.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #406 on: March 22, 2011, 09:57:33 PM »
We doctors call this Stroppius feminismus hormonius. Men are not to blame. It is an yet untreatable illness of wimmin. I recommend fags and collapso
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #407 on: March 22, 2011, 09:59:28 PM »
We doctors call this Stroppius feminismus hormonius. Men are not to blame. It is an yet untreatable illness of wimmin. I recommend fags and collapso

Men and wine are no substitute though  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #408 on: March 22, 2011, 10:00:33 PM »
I'll drink to that ...... Oh and "ha' ye gotta loight boy?"
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #409 on: March 22, 2011, 10:01:19 PM »
We doctors call this Stroppius feminismus hormonius. Men are not to blame. It is an yet untreatable illness of wimmin. I recommend fags and collapso

Men and wine are no substitute though  noooo:


Not that sort of fag you daft owld faggot  ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #410 on: March 22, 2011, 10:04:00 PM »
Just imagine how tragic the world would be if all the wimmin in it were mute ....what would you have to complain about then ?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #411 on: March 22, 2011, 10:05:00 PM »
How long have you got?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #412 on: March 22, 2011, 10:06:09 PM »
 shutup:


 lol:



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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #413 on: March 22, 2011, 10:10:43 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:



Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.



Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #414 on: March 22, 2011, 10:28:04 PM »
lol: lol: lol:



Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.



Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:

No long butts in the ashtray .....??

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #415 on: March 22, 2011, 10:29:22 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.

Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:

And Wrecks everything was it ?  ( did you see what I did there  whistle: )
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #416 on: March 22, 2011, 10:32:09 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.

Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:

And Wrecks everything was it ?  ( did you see what I did there  whistle: )


No ........ rubschin:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #417 on: March 22, 2011, 10:33:08 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.

Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:

And Wrecks everything was it ?  ( did you see what I did there  whistle: )


Err Nope!

lol: lol: lol:

Could have been nasty though ~ I need sympathy not wisecracks
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #418 on: March 22, 2011, 10:35:07 PM »
You need that 'orrible shiny bog paper to make a decent ciggy...not that soft crap...

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #419 on: March 22, 2011, 10:36:24 PM »
You need that 'orrible shiny bog paper to make a decent ciggy...not that soft crap...


I know that now!........ I have my doubts about the wisdom of Prit-stick too.
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