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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #420 on: March 22, 2011, 10:37:01 PM »
lol: lol: lol:

Anywhooo ~ pleasant as this is I have run out of ciggy papers, shops are shut, pub too ~ so I'm off to bed.

Ackchooly a minor incendiary incident has occurred ....

Top Tip: Bog paper, baccy and Prit-stick do not make a safe smoke, it may be hoooge but it ain't clever.  redface:

And Wrecks everything was it ?  ( did you see what I did there  whistle: )


No ........ rubschin:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #421 on: March 22, 2011, 10:38:25 PM »
 doh: O I C

Must be the lateness of the hour.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #422 on: March 22, 2011, 10:39:25 PM »
 Sinister: has he gone yet...

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #423 on: March 22, 2011, 10:40:54 PM »
He's waiting...

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #424 on: March 22, 2011, 10:42:21 PM »
How do you keep a beagle in suspense...

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #425 on: March 22, 2011, 10:45:21 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol:

How do you keep a beagle in suspense...

Put his nuts in a vice!

Seriously ~ Good night all.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #426 on: April 07, 2016, 03:31:54 PM »
Dear Dr. Nick,

A female visitor to the house today asked if I could smell yeast...

I replied, "you haven't got an infection 'down there' have you?".

What should I have said...?  rubschin:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #427 on: April 07, 2016, 03:44:56 PM »
Dear Dr. Nick,

A female visitor to the house today asked if I could smell yeast...

I replied, "you haven't got an infection 'down there' have you?".

What should I have said...?  rubschin:

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #428 on: April 07, 2016, 04:05:03 PM »
"Yes, can you offer me some assistance with some beer I am making"  whistle: whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #429 on: April 07, 2016, 06:05:10 PM »
"Yes, can you offer me some assistance with some beer I am making"  whistle: whistle:

Well, she claims she said 'hops' now.... ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #430 on: April 07, 2016, 06:56:37 PM »
"Yes, can you offer me some assistance with some beer I am making"  whistle: whistle:

Well, she claims she said 'hops' now.... ::)
Was it Heather Mills?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #431 on: April 07, 2016, 07:00:46 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #432 on: April 07, 2016, 07:21:07 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #433 on: April 07, 2016, 07:25:43 PM »
"Yes, can you offer me some assistance with some beer I am making"  whistle: whistle:

Well, she claims she said 'hops' now.... ::)
Was it Heather Mills?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #434 on: April 07, 2016, 11:17:21 PM »
"Yes, can you offer me some assistance with some beer I am making"  whistle: whistle:

Well, she claims she said 'hops' now.... ::)
Was it Heather Mills?

 ;D ;D