Agony Corner

[Miss Demeanour]

Dear Dr Nick,

How can you get grown adult children to stop bleeding you dry at every opportunity ???

[Barman]

On no account should you go to Cyprus. The indigenous population are lazy lunatics who drive like they are in the Wacky Races. The ex-pat population are wizened alcoholics who blunder around in a haze of cheap wine and home made beer. They dance like zombies to any of the many tribute bands imitating dead musicians. Weddings usually descend into unarmed combat and, yes, unqualified gas fitters regularly cause explosions. Christ, even their main power station exploded when some idiot thought it would be a good place to store explosives! And don't get me started on the hunting season....

 

[Barman]

Dear Dr Nick,

How can you get grown adult children to stop bleeding you dry at every opportunity ???

Marry them off! 

[Nick]

Dear Dr Nick,

How can you get grown adult children to stop bleeding you dry at every opportunity ???

I too have experience of this problem 

I find that moving house, keeping your new address secret and changing your phone number can work wonders.

NEXT!

[Steve]

Doctor Nick

Please can advise

I hear that some people hide secret messages using the first letters of each sentence of a post.  All the secret messages so far are of the form DNVVSSTR.   Do people only post secret messages after visiting the dentist?

[Nick]

Folk can and do use this device. Unlike some other codes, these are quite easy to break. Certainly, they can be used to transmit hidden messages. Knowing what to look for is the key. Often, they can be broken quite easily. For example, in this response.  Finding them is quite easy.

Next!

[Steve]

Folk can and do use this device. Unlike some other codes, these are quite easy to break. Certainly, they can be used to transmit hidden messages. Knowing what to look for is the key. Often, they can be broken quite easily. For example, in this response.  Finding them is quite easy.

Next!

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Folk can and do use this device. Unlike some other codes, these are quite easy to break. Certainly, they can be used to transmit hidden messages. Knowing what to look for is the key. Often, they can be broken quite easily. For example, in this response.  Finding them is quite easy.

Next!

[Darwins Selection]

Folk can and do use this device. Unlike some other codes, these are quite easy to break. Certainly, they can be used to transmit hidden messages. Knowing what to look for is the key. Often, they can be broken quite easily. For example, in this response.  Finding them is quite easy.

Next!

[Grumpmeister]

On no account should you go to Cyprus. The indigenous population are lazy lunatics who drive like they are in the Wacky Races. The ex-pat population are wizened alcoholics who blunder around in a haze of cheap wine and home made beer. They dance like zombies to any of the many tribute bands imitating dead musicians. Weddings usually descend into unarmed combat and, yes, unqualified gas fitters regularly cause explosions. Christ, even their main power station exploded when some idiot thought it would be a good place to store explosives! And don't get me started on the hunting season....

There was ever going to be one response to this line.... 

Embarrassing Dad dancing

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

On no account should you go to Cyprus. The indigenous population are lazy lunatics who drive like they are in the Wacky Races. The ex-pat population are wizened alcoholics who blunder around in a haze of cheap wine and home made beer. They dance like zombies to any of the many tribute bands imitating dead musicians. Weddings usually descend into unarmed combat and, yes, unqualified gas fitters regularly cause explosions. Christ, even their main power station exploded when some idiot thought it would be a good place to store explosives! And don't get me started on the hunting season....

There was ever going to be one response to this line.... 

Embarrassing Dad dancing

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

On no account should you go to Cyprus. The indigenous population are lazy lunatics who drive like they are in the Wacky Races. The ex-pat population are wizened alcoholics who blunder around in a haze of cheap wine and home made beer. They dance like zombies to any of the many tribute bands imitating dead musicians. Weddings usually descend into unarmed combat and, yes, unqualified gas fitters regularly cause explosions. Christ, even their main power station exploded when some idiot thought it would be a good place to store explosives! And don't get me started on the hunting season....

There was ever going to be one response to this line.... 

Embarrassing Dad dancing

 

 

Just accept it BM, your dancing prowess has become legendary in this watering hole... 

[Steve]

Doctor Nick

Please advise

Is a bloke doing anything other than at most the so called 'Dad Dancing' someone never to turn your back on?