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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #480 on: November 02, 2017, 03:13:33 PM »
If we are referring to that chap in the embarrassing video, I would be wary of being in the same country as him!

Amateur gas fitter, quadcopter destroyer, shotgun maniac, roof faller offer, clueless cook and general clown.

See my earlier characterisation of Cyprus  ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #481 on: November 02, 2017, 03:27:05 PM »
Doctor Nick

Please advise

After reading the description of the strange gentleman in Cyprus I realised that there are a lot of parallels with another member of this pub that lives in Nottingham.

Bane of kitchen appliances, exploder of wildlife, stock clearer of online retailers, beloved of hobbits and general mong...

Could they be long lost siblings?

Given that you said you would be wary of being in the same country as the strange gentleman should we be worried?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #482 on: November 02, 2017, 03:29:33 PM »
You have nothing to fear, unless you come to Nottingham or I come to the South West.

Oddly, I am thinking of making a short foray into Devon and Cornwall in January to explode explore several of their old towns.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #483 on: November 02, 2017, 03:33:02 PM »
You have nothing to fear, unless you come to Nottingham or I come to the South West.

Oddly, I am thinking of making a short foray into Devon and Cornwall in January to explore several of their old towns.

Coincidentally I may be making a foray back up to the North East in January to catch up with family...  whistle:

I would recommend visiting either Bodmin, St Just or St Austell, something tells me those villages and towns would welcome you as one of their own...  rubschin:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #484 on: November 02, 2017, 03:33:59 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #485 on: November 02, 2017, 03:35:34 PM »
There are just places where nutters people you would consider like minded individuals tend to congregate...  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #486 on: November 02, 2017, 03:36:24 PM »
Doctor Nick

Please advise

Is the Sarf East the safest option then
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« Reply #487 on: November 02, 2017, 03:37:05 PM »
As long as you go nowhere near London, Brighton or Lewes, yes  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #488 on: November 02, 2017, 03:38:11 PM »
 rubschin:  I'm doomed then  scared2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #489 on: November 02, 2017, 03:39:24 PM »
Can we get back to solving real problems, please?  ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #490 on: November 02, 2017, 03:39:55 PM »
rubschin:  I'm doomed then  scared2:

Just find a village or small town nearby that doesn't allow pets...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #491 on: November 02, 2017, 03:55:27 PM »
I am reading this you know!  cussing:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #492 on: November 02, 2017, 03:56:20 PM »
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« Reply #493 on: November 02, 2017, 04:03:10 PM »
And, sadly, I only speak the truth  whistle:

Some of us still recall the Great Beer Explosion event. angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #494 on: November 02, 2017, 04:04:57 PM »
And, sadly, I only speak the truth  whistle:

Some of us still recall the Great Beer Explosion event. angel1

I hate to say this Dr Nick but you can't really talk when it comes to things exploding...  point:
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