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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #510 on: November 03, 2017, 10:20:02 AM »
Paint eyeballs onto yer eyelids and sleep sitting up at work. No on will notice the difference.

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« Reply #511 on: November 03, 2017, 10:21:03 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #512 on: November 03, 2017, 10:31:47 AM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

I have a massive To DO list and an ideal day to do jobs both inside and outside the house.  How do I get out of this?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #513 on: November 03, 2017, 10:34:53 AM »
This is a very common problem, especially where female supervision is involved. Give Mrs Steve some cash (I know, but these things have to be done) and tell her to go and treat herself to some new clothes at Bluewater.

She will be gone for hours and you can laze about doing nothing all day.

When she gets back explain that felt rather unwell and had to lie down.

If you are lucky, she may be sympathetic.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #514 on: November 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM »
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Doctor Nick, please advise

My wife already has more clothes than will fit in the all new increased wardrobes and drawers installed at much expense and disruption.  Some idiot is advising me to let her go buy even more.  What do I do?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #515 on: November 03, 2017, 10:46:15 AM »
Send her out anyway and chuck out some of her stuff while she isn't looking. ::)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #516 on: November 03, 2017, 10:50:56 AM »
PS My advice is always excellent and, as I write, TMR is in the pub and Miss D is sound asleep at her desk. Two satisfied customers already today.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #517 on: November 03, 2017, 11:15:49 AM »
PS My advice is always excellent and, as I write, TMR is in the pub and Miss D is sound asleep at her desk. Two satisfied customers already today.
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Why did you not notice the coded message in reply #506?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #518 on: November 03, 2017, 11:17:15 AM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #519 on: November 03, 2017, 11:20:28 AM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

What is this coded message in post 506?
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Re: Agony Corner
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #521 on: November 03, 2017, 11:21:25 AM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

What is this coded message in post 506?

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #522 on: November 03, 2017, 11:25:21 AM »
Trying my patience and good nature like this is not nice. sad32: Many of my clients swear by my advice and see their lives improve. Realistic advice should always be welcome. Instead, I get this!! Sadly, some people do not deserve my help. And this is a free service!! Moreover, I could just stop doing this and let you all blunder abut in a confused state. Of course, I will not do this.  angel1 Neither will I cease offering advice to the ungrateful. Get on and ask me more questions.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #523 on: November 03, 2017, 11:31:07 AM »
Trying my patience and good nature like this is not nice. sad32: Many of my clients swear by my advice and see their lives improve. Realistic advice should always be welcome. Instead, I get this!! Sadly, some people do not deserve my help. And this is a free service!! Moreover, I could just stop doing this and let you all blunder abut in a confused state. Of course, I will not do this.  angel1 Neither will I cease offering advice to the ungrateful. Get on and ask me more questions.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #524 on: November 03, 2017, 11:53:26 AM »
Dear Dr Nick ,

The thought of retiring when I get to 67 depresses the bejiggery out of me.

Obviously I appreciate that the recent 0.25% hike in interest rates will mean that my savings will be worth billions in a few centuries and that might mean I can retire a day early but I'm looking for a fast track plan?

Do you do financial as well as emotional and practical advice ?
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