Agony Corner

[Pastis]

This doesn't seem very convincing to me. My advice is to send some aspirins instead, and a bottle of Dr COllis Brown's Compound. They fix most things except some terminal illnesses, and if "Boris" is terminally ill, then "she" won't be needing the money. In fact you could suggest a small bequest!
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Oh dear, seems your advice has frapp?ed the Glasnost, Nick.

This from Olga in reply to my / your suggestion...

ooh, you are such colt hart man! Yu think we knead asprin for our probs? And what this Golly Braun Gulag yu mention - I look compound in dixionary, it insult to our vine country. If no send money then Boris dye and we no marriage... I very sad now and weep tears to Volga. (((
Poka poka, my Inglish xx

Still think I'm in with a chance?

[Nick]

I think she knows she has been rumbled. Try here instead

http://www.filipinaheart.com/gallery.cfm?Gender=Female&Order=1

ANd don't believe any tales of sick mothers!!

[Darwins Selection]

I think she knows she has been rumbled. Try here instead

http://www.filipinaheart.com/gallery.cfm?Gender=Female&Order=1

ANd don't believe any tales of sick mothers!!

Didn't somebody say Berek was a sick mother or something?

[Barman]

I think she knows she has been rumbled. Try here instead

http://www.filipinaheart.com/gallery.cfm?Gender=Female&Order=1

ANd don't believe any tales of sick mothers!!

I might write to Cherry ? we could do with some decent help behind the bar. Thanks Dr. Nick! 

They?re not ladyboys are they?

[Nick]

This doesn't seem very convincing to me. My advice is to send some aspirins instead, and a bottle of Dr COllis Brown's Compound. They fix most things except some terminal illnesses, and if "Boris" is terminally ill, then "she" won't be needing the money. In fact you could suggest a small bequest!
NEXT

Oh dear, seems your advice has frapp?ed the Glasnost, Nick.

This from Olga in reply to my / your suggestion...

ooh, you are such colt hart man! Yu think we knead asprin for our probs? And what this Golly Braun Gulag yu mention - I look compound in dixionary, it insult to our vine country. If no send money then Boris dye and we no marriage... I very sad now and weep tears to Volga. (((
Poka poka, my Inglish xx

Still think I'm in with a chance?

Maybe we should hear Olga's side of the story. Why don't you get her to tell us all about it here?

[Bar Room Bore]

I want to ask you about Dot.

I am a bit frightened of her, if truth be told. She is, well, bossy and, even, strident. Shouts a lot, and she has a scarey way of wagging her finger. Do you have any recommendations for ways in which I could even up things a bit (without antagonising her further of course)

Thank you

[Bar Wench]

Submit and don't piss her off. It is the only way. If you've put up with it for this long you can put up with it till the day you die. 

[Berek]

Maria, I just met a girl called Maria..

http://www.filipinaheart.com/Member_Profile.cfm?ID=730628&First_Name=maria%20milby

I'll have to lie about my age

[Berek]

Hello Boys !!

http://www.filipinaheart.com/Member_Profile.cfm?ID=720362&First_Name=monina

 

[Nick]

Desmond, don't listen to her. You have to stand up for yourself. Work on your dancing. Put away your balaclavas.

Mix and mingle. There is a bigger world out there, even bigger than Dot.

Otherwise

Submit and don't piss her off. It is the only way. If you've put up with it for this long you can put up with it till the day you die.

What she said.

Choose. Submit or become a party animal. Gain confidence. Stand proud. Tell Dot who is the boss. (practice in a mirror)

I challenge you!

Oh, and yes, change your sig.

[Bar Wench]

Choose. Submit or become a party animal. Gain confidence. Stand proud. Tell Dot who is the boss. (practice in a mirror)

 

Never going to happen! Too much effort involved. 

[Nick]

We have to encourage him. Some support, some challenge. Like a "dare" game.

I feel in my water that he may have a bash at Dot later. I await developments. We may be seeing a new and bolder Desmond soon.

[Bar Wench]

I doubt it. By Desmond's time of life the pattern is ingrained. He is a Pavlovian dog. No way on earth will it change. He may raise a token whimper but then she will raise an eyebrow threaten to bang some saucepans about and he will be a quivering wreck. 

[Nick]

He hasn't mentioned saucepans yet. Have you been talking to him privately?

There's an idea. We could set him up with a bar wench. He would enjoy that. Consider yourself on standby!















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[Bar Wench]

We all rattle saucepans as a sign of displeasure.  Some of us even go out and buy new pointless expensive ones for the express purpose of rattling.