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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #75 on: May 14, 2007, 02:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
I do not advise name changes in these cases. Windscale v. Sellafield refers.

Definitely radiation sickness!  He's fantasising about nuclear facilities now   eeek:  (Bigger) !    RUN.......... scared2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2007, 02:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 14, 2007, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
I do not advise name changes in these cases. Windscale v. Sellafield refers.

Definitely radiation sickness!  He's fantasising about nuclear facilities now   eeek:  (Bigger) !    RUN.......... scared2:
Nutty...  whacky115
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2007, 03:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 14, 2007, 02:56:24 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 14, 2007, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
I do not advise name changes in these cases. Windscale v. Sellafield refers.

Definitely radiation sickness!  He's fantasising about nuclear facilities now   eeek:  (Bigger) !    RUN.......... scared2:
Nutty...  whacky115

 evil:  Where did you get that from?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2007, 03:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 14, 2007, 03:01:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 14, 2007, 02:56:24 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 14, 2007, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
I do not advise name changes in these cases. Windscale v. Sellafield refers.

Definitely radiation sickness!  He's fantasising about nuclear facilities now   eeek:  (Bigger) !    RUN.......... scared2:
Nutty...  whacky115

 evil:  Where did you get that from?
point: Click on [more]  whacky082
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #79 on: May 15, 2007, 01:03:25 PM »
I wuld be grateful if you could stop filling this thread with nonsense. That is my job. And I am pleased to see just how few psychological problems and so on members here have. Except for BRB of course. I wonder what "Dorothy "would have to tell us about him?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #80 on: May 15, 2007, 01:35:54 PM »
THE NAME'S BORE, DOROTHY BORE. DESMOND HAS GONE OUT AND LEFT HIS COMPUTER ON SO I AM USING IT WHILE HE CAN'T SEE. I HAVE SENT HIM OUT FOR SOME CUSTARD CREAMS ACTUALLY. I CAN CONFIRM THAT DESMOND IS ONE OF THE MOST BORING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET, AND FRANKLY I AM GLAD HE HAS FOUND HIS WAY HERE SINCE IT STOPS HIM TALKING TO ME ALL THE TIME ABOUT HS BLASTED BALACLAVAS, TUGBOATS, FAMILY TREE AND SO ON. IT IS EXCRUCIATING. EVEN OUR NEIGHBOURS AVOID US SINCE DESMOND HAD THAT RATHER PEDANTIC ALTERCATION WITH THEM (ALL THREE SIDES, MIND YOU) ABOUT HIS DELPHINIUMS (HAS HE MENTIONED THOSE YET? WELL DON'T GET HIM STARTED IS MAY ADVICE).

I SAW THE SALSA DANCING ADVICE AND ANYTHING THAT GETS HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE IS ALL RIGHT BY ME, SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CROCHETED UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY. HEALTHY!

GOODBYE





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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2007, 02:41:25 PM »
Dear Nick.

Here's one for you.

I am trying to relieve my pressure (sic) by smiting Dot for shouting, but I can't because I have already smitten Des for droning within the hour.

Hhis is likely to cause serious syka psyka Psyca mental harm - do something.  Banghead
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #82 on: May 15, 2007, 02:46:38 PM »
I smote Dot for you.  happy100
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2007, 02:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 15, 2007, 02:46:38 PM
I smote Dot for you.  happy100

Ta, I feel a bit better now -   cloud9:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #84 on: May 15, 2007, 04:56:01 PM »
I smote her too.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #85 on: May 15, 2007, 05:05:26 PM »
Never let it be said I was one to buck the trend, make it a third smite  whacky007
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2007, 05:09:36 PM »
My apologies. Dorothy gets a little overwrought sometimes and says things that she does not mean. She has had some custard creams now and is regaining her equilibrium (and librium too ha ha ha).














ANd I, rather boldly, smote her too! drumroll:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2007, 06:21:57 PM »
Dear Uncle Nick,

I was chatting to my Russian intended, Olga, the other night and something gave me a nuance of suspicion.

Boris, her mother, is allegedly ill in bed and Olga thought it might be a nice gesture if I could send over a few thousand Roubles, via PayPal, to help with the costs of her medication.

Now this is the first time Olga has mentioned Boris and I'm a tad concerned because according to the transaction details they don't even share the same name. Olga has written her name (which I knew) as Olga Vontstocumova, apparently a common surname in her neck of the woods, whilst her Mum, Boris, is detailed as Boris Ripovsky.

Could there be a fly swimming in the borscht?

Fancifully yours,

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2007, 06:24:21 PM »
This doesn't seem very convincing to me. My advice is to send some aspirins instead, and a bottle of Dr COllis Brown's Compound. They fix most things except some terminal illnesses, and if "Boris" is terminally ill, then "she" won't be needing the money. In fact you could suggest a small bequest!

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2007, 06:31:25 PM »
Quote from: Bar Room Bore on May 15, 2007, 01:35:54 PM
THE NAME'S BORE, DOROTHY BORE. DESMOND HAS GONE OUT AND LEFT HIS COMPUTER ON SO I AM USING IT WHILE HE CAN'T SEE. I HAVE SENT HIM OUT FOR SOME CUSTARD CREAMS ACTUALLY. I CAN CONFIRM THAT DESMOND IS ONE OF THE MOST BORING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET, AND FRANKLY I AM GLAD HE HAS FOUND HIS WAY HERE SINCE IT STOPS HIM TALKING TO ME ALL THE TIME ABOUT HS BLASTED BALACLAVAS, TUGBOATS, FAMILY TREE AND SO ON. IT IS EXCRUCIATING. EVEN OUR NEIGHBOURS AVOID US SINCE DESMOND HAD THAT RATHER PEDANTIC ALTERCATION WITH THEM (ALL THREE SIDES, MIND YOU) ABOUT HIS DELPHINIUMS (HAS HE MENTIONED THOSE YET? WELL DON'T GET HIM STARTED IS MAY ADVICE).

I SAW THE SALSA DANCING ADVICE AND ANYTHING THAT GETS HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE IS ALL RIGHT BY ME, SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CROCHETED UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY. HEALTHY!

GOODBYE







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