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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #435 on: October 30, 2017, 12:35:55 PM »
Some excellent advice here  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #436 on: October 30, 2017, 12:41:44 PM »
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Some excellent advice here  angel1

Some missing Pubbers too...  cry:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #437 on: October 30, 2017, 04:08:44 PM »
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Can you advise?  I have a friend whose wife keeps dragging him off to shopping centres where they spend munny on things they don't really need, eat Italian food and perhaps most worryingly have conversations.  He seems to not be worried about this.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #438 on: October 30, 2017, 04:09:57 PM »
Dr Nick

Can you advise?  There seems to be a sudden and unexpected world shortage of Post-It notes.  What to do?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #439 on: October 30, 2017, 04:11:26 PM »
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Dr Nick

Can you advise?  I have a friend whose wife keeps dragging him off to shopping centres where they spend munny on things they don't really need, eat Italian food and perhaps most worryingly have conversations.  He seems to not be worried about this.
If he is not worried then technically there is no problem. However, this may indicate that he is not normal as most men detest shopping.

He may be gay. You may want to gently raise the possibility with your friend. Do not turn your back on him.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #440 on: October 30, 2017, 04:12:14 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #441 on: October 30, 2017, 04:12:46 PM »
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Dr Nick

Can you advise?  There seems to be a sudden and unexpected world shortage of Post-It notes.  What to do?

My friends in the City inform me there is a cargo vessel of world stocks en route to Cyprus for a special order. I suggest you get BM to post some to you when his ship comes in  angel1
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #442 on: October 30, 2017, 04:13:27 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #443 on: October 30, 2017, 04:14:23 PM »
Dr Nick

Can you advise

An interweb acquaintance of mine seems to have become the after the fact inspiration for the 1960s Manfred Mann song King Midas in Reverse.  Should we have him locked up for our and his own safety?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #444 on: October 30, 2017, 04:15:35 PM »
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Quote from: Steve on October 30, 2017, 04:09:57 PM
Dr Nick

Can you advise?  There seems to be a sudden and unexpected world shortage of Post-It notes.  What to do?

My friends in the City inform me there is a cargo vessel of world stocks en route to Cyprus for a special order. I suggest you get BM to post some to you when his ship comes in  angel1
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I will set a reminder for the year 2021 then.  I'd have written it on a Post-It note but  . . . .
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #445 on: October 30, 2017, 04:16:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 30, 2017, 04:14:23 PM
Dr Nick

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An interweb acquaintance of mine seems to have become the after the fact inspiration for the 1960s Manfred Mann song King Midas in Reverse.  Should we have him locked up for our and his own safety?

On the contrary. He can be sent to different parts of the world to sabotage economies. Start with Russia and go from there.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #446 on: October 30, 2017, 04:21:19 PM »
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #447 on: October 30, 2017, 04:25:17 PM »
Drug him and send him by DHL. He will probably never arrive  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #448 on: October 30, 2017, 07:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 30, 2017, 04:25:17 PM
Drug him and send him by DHL. He will probably never arrive  noooo:
What size box do you Oops sorry he need?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #449 on: October 30, 2017, 07:46:42 PM »
Coffin. You get a repatriation discount and a grant from the DSS  angel1
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