Doctor Nick
Please advise
After reading the description of the strange gentleman in Cyprus I realised that there are a lot of parallels with another member of this pub that lives in Nottingham.
Bane of kitchen appliances, exploder of wildlife, stock clearer of online retailers, beloved of hobbits and general mong...
Could they be long lost siblings?
Given that you said you would be wary of being in the same country as the strange gentleman should we be worried?