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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #555 on: November 06, 2017, 09:01:36 AM »
You can't. This is your fault for keeping killer moggies. You wouldn't even be asking this question if you had a pet bear or crocodile or eagle, would you?  No. 

Look in the mirror and say, "It is all my own fault."

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« Reply #556 on: November 06, 2017, 01:23:34 PM »
 Dear Dr Nick

I put a washing on and then discovered an odd sock that was meant to be in the load as well.

Do I wash both socks, meaning sock 1 will be washed twice?
Do I hang dirty sock  2 up and wear it twice?
Should I wash sock  2 and leave sock 1 ?
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« Reply #557 on: November 06, 2017, 01:26:07 PM »
I am not interested in your socks lives. What a ridiculous question!!

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« Reply #558 on: November 06, 2017, 01:27:56 PM »
Dear Dr Nick,

I have feelings of isolation. That I'm being ignored. That I don't exist ?

Please help

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #559 on: November 06, 2017, 01:32:00 PM »
Look in a mirror. If you see a reflection of yourself then you definitely exist.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #560 on: November 06, 2017, 02:04:05 PM »
I pass on a message:

Quote from: Vlad from Romania
Doctor Nick, please advise

When I look in a mirror I see nothing.  Is it safe to go out at night now both Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee are dead?
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« Reply #561 on: November 06, 2017, 02:09:43 PM »
Tell your "friend" he needs to get out more at night and make some new friends, preferably healthy ones with a good red blood cell count. If he goes clubbing and picks on ones who are bladdered on voddy he can also get pissed for zero expense  :thumbsup:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #562 on: November 06, 2017, 02:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 02:09:43 PM
Tell your "friend" he needs to get out more at night and make some new friends, preferably healthy ones with a good red blood cell count. If he goes clubbing and picks on ones who are bladdered on voddy he can also get pissed for zero expense  :thumbsup:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #563 on: November 06, 2017, 07:14:03 PM »
Doctor Nick, please advise

Supermarkets are full of sugar free and no sugar added shite instead of the unhealthy stuff I want to eat and drink.  What can be done?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #564 on: November 06, 2017, 07:15:05 PM »
But some sugar

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #565 on: November 06, 2017, 07:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 07:15:05 PM
But some sugar

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That'll be next to have the sugar taken out

Can't we just shoot all the fatties instead?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #566 on: November 06, 2017, 07:18:38 PM »
The VP will be destroyed  noooo:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #567 on: November 06, 2017, 07:19:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2017, 07:18:38 PM
The VP will be destroyed  noooo:
wot again?
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« Reply #568 on: November 06, 2017, 07:21:00 PM »
If you shoot all the fatties. Mind you, BM has a better chance of hitting them with the shotgun  scared2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #569 on: November 06, 2017, 07:22:30 PM »
Methinks we have different definitions of fatties. 
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