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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #195 on: June 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM »
Yes. If your knackers aren't already falling off they will be soon.
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #196 on: June 25, 2007, 10:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
Yes. If your knackers aren't already falling off they will be soon.
OMG!  shocked003
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #197 on: June 25, 2007, 11:08:02 AM »
Doctor fast!

Alternatively: a truss and some of Unclie Nick's patented Vulture Repellent, a snip ( evil:) at only ?5.99 a litre + p&p

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2007, 11:09:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
Doctor fast!

Alternatively: a truss and some of Unclie Nick's patented Vulture Repellent, a snip ( evil:) at only ?5.99 a litre + p&p



Does it clean drains as well?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #199 on: June 25, 2007, 11:11:21 AM »
Yes, but you will need 500 litres. Do you wish delivery?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #200 on: June 25, 2007, 11:20:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
Doctor fast!

Alternatively: a truss and some of Unclie Nick's patented Vulture Repellent, a snip ( evil:) at only ?5.99 a litre + p&p


How much p&p exactly?  rubschin:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #201 on: June 25, 2007, 11:22:15 AM »
It is heavy stuff. Like a syrup you paint onto things, including yourselves if necessary. Fragrant too. ?10 a litre P&P. But very effective!
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #202 on: June 25, 2007, 11:24:39 AM »
The vultures have disappeared at the very mention of the stuff!  ;D

I?m not sure if that means I should definitely buy it because it is so good or I don?t have to?  confused2:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #203 on: June 25, 2007, 11:33:50 AM »
Stick your head out od the window...any vultures.. of course there bloody isn't... its a scam, every bugger knows that vultures fly north during Wimbledon Week.

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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #204 on: June 25, 2007, 11:37:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2007, 11:24:39 AM
The vultures have disappeared at the very mention of the stuff!  ;D

I?m not sure if that means I should definitely buy it because it is so good or I don?t have to?  confused2:


Better have some just in case. I recommend a stock of 1000 litres just in case. Invoice on the way
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #205 on: June 25, 2007, 11:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2007, 11:37:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 25, 2007, 11:24:39 AM
The vultures have disappeared at the very mention of the stuff!  ;D

I?m not sure if that means I should definitely buy it because it is so good or I don?t have to?  confused2:


Better have some just in case. I recommend a stock of 1000 litres just in case. Invoice on the way
1000 litres at 15:99 per litre? Hello?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #206 on: June 25, 2007, 12:14:19 PM »
Cash will do. Trust me, this stuff is good!

Do you take tankers?
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #207 on: June 25, 2007, 12:21:28 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
Yes. If your knackers aren't already falling off they will be soon.

So Mrs Barman is definitely in the clear then?    ;)
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #208 on: June 25, 2007, 12:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on June 25, 2007, 12:21:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
Yes. If your knackers aren't already falling off they will be soon.
So Mrs Barman is definitely in the clear then?    ;)
After her performance at the Karaoke night, I am still to be convinced. whistle:
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Re: Agony Corner
« Reply #209 on: June 25, 2007, 12:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 25, 2007, 12:21:28 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 25, 2007, 10:40:37 AM
Yes. If your knackers aren't already falling off they will be soon.
So Mrs Barman is definitely in the clear then?    ;)
After her performance at the Karaoke night, I am still to be convinced. whistle:
I had a sore throat that night...  redface:
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