I make no apology, but....

[GROWLER]

I love Top Gear. 

Tonights show was one of the funniest I've seen. Crossing the English Channel in a converted Nissan pick up truck....and they suceeded.

The funniest bit that had me gasping for breath and rolling on the floor in hilarity, was when Hammonds converted VW camper van sank mid channel, and both him and 'Captain Slow' were seen getting the flask out with a 2 litre container of milk bobbing alongside them, whilst they poured out a couple of cups of tea. Pure classic comedy, akin to Fawlty Towers nearly. Brilliant!


Right, now all you TG haters can fill yer boots and can start slagging them off no doubt.
NOTHING you say will ever convince me that this is not one of the best light entertainment shows on tv...no, it IS THE best.

[Barman]

I like it... but I was watching the rugby last night... 

[Nick]

The Boy and I watched that. He practically wet himself laughing!

[GROWLER]

Did you see the three of them 'light up' the Porsche pipes in the studio, and then Clarkson shoving his in his mouth hot end first cus Porshes have their engines in the back? 

Wonder how many complaints about them smokin' in an enclosed public space their's been so far?

[Bar Wench]

It's repeated one evening this week isn't it? That's when I tend to watch it.

[GROWLER]

It's repeated one evening this week isn't it? That's when I tend to watch it.

Sorry Wenchy. I've sort of spoiled it for you now.

You don't strike me as being a TG watcher though tbh.
 Mind you, you are a 'motoring family' now though.

I'm going to contact the beeb and congratulate them, and ask have they had any arseholes complaining about the smoking yet.
Bets on it?

Rebels rule OK?

[Snoopy]

I also watch TG on repeats.
I was watching the Rugby last night ..... Now England have a problem but to have got to the final is really achievement enough for this fan..... anything else will be almost a miracle.

[Bar Wench]

It's repeated one evening this week isn't it? That's when I tend to watch it.

Sorry Wenchy. I've sort of spoiled it for you now.

You don't strike me as being a TG watcher though tbh.

Quite alright. I'll have forgetten by the time it comes round. Mind like a sieve at the moment.

I didn't think it would be my sort of thing either, I sort of tune the cars out and then I find them quite entertaining.

[Darwins Selection]

ask have they had any arseholes complaining about the smoking yet.

It was recorded just before the ban.

[GROWLER]

ask have they had any arseholes complaining about the smoking yet.

It was recorded just before the ban.

No it piggin' wasn't. It was recorded last wednesday.

Get back to yer turnips trouty, and stop spoutin' shite.

[Darwins Selection]

ask have they had any arseholes complaining about the smoking yet.

It was recorded just before the ban.

No it piggin' wasn't. It was recorded last wednesday.

Get back to yer turnips trouty, and stop spoutin' shite.

Caaaalm down. Caaaalm down.

I seem to have left out the "prolly" after the "was".

I had no intention of breaking the habit of a lifetime and sounding like I knew what I was on about.

[chuntering again]

The show was funny before people realised the stunts and inter-presenter patter was completely scripted.

[Barman]

The show was funny before people realised the stunts and inter-presenter patter was completely scripted.

Never? 

[GROWLER]

The show was funny before people realised the stunts and inter-presenter patter was completely scripted.

Really?

[Darwins Selection]

The show was funny before people realised the stunts and inter-presenter patter was completely scripted.

At what point do you think they realised?