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A milestone for The Boy
« on: October 15, 2007, 09:58:07 AM »
Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.

It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy  Column 2: Daniella  Column 3: Fi

Underneath each name was a large heart

Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.

Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%

I must meet this Daniella!

I find this strangely worrying. scared2:
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2007, 10:02:51 AM »
Then don't go through his schoolbag ~ everyone is entitled to privacy, even children ~ unless you have good reason to suspect drugs or something like then my advice is keep out.

BTW It is nothing to worry about ..... he is growing up .... kids do that.

Even the my youngest (not 7 until January 2008) rates the girls in his class from Yuck to Phoar.
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2007, 10:15:46 AM »
You have to go through your child's schoolbag, it's the only way you get to see any school letters you should been given.

As far as I can tell my son still thinks all girls are 'yuk' - I tell him he's lucky in having a twin sister as he will have a ready made supply of potential girlfriends.
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 10:17:36 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 15, 2007, 10:15:46 AM
You have to go through your child's schoolbag, it's the only way you get to see any school letters you should been given.
As far as I can tell my son still thinks all girls are 'yuk' - I tell him he's lucky in having a twin sister as he will have a ready made supply of potential girlfriends.

Quite right. I also have to remove rotting fruit, odd socks and other detritus.
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 10:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 09:58:07 AM
Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.

It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy  Column 2: Daniella  Column 3: Fi

Underneath each name was a large heart

Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.

Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%

I must meet this Daniella!

I find this strangely worrying. scared2:

It would be very interesting to know what his criteria are for the ratings, don't you think?

They are, hopefully, somewhat different from those that you might employ!
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 10:25:28 AM »
Very true. He tends to go for tomboys! eeek:
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 10:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 10:25:28 AM
Very true. He tends to go for tomboys! eeek:

Oooo-errrr Missis!

Keep a close eye on the names, when you start seeing Leslie and other similar either/or names appearing, start to worry!
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 10:29:57 AM »
He enjoys "wrestling" with Daisy!
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2007, 10:41:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 10:29:57 AM
He enjoys "wrestling" with Daisy!

Like Father like Son me thinks  ::)
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 10:42:18 AM »
Shouldn't you be dusting?
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2007, 10:49:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 10:42:18 AM
Shouldn't you be dusting?

Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence  ;)

Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA  cussing:
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2007, 10:50:19 AM »
Having a shower = making an effort noooo:
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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 10:56:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 10:50:19 AM
Having a shower = making an effort noooo:

I feel a SMITE coming on - don't you  Angry9:

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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2007, 10:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 15, 2007, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 10:42:18 AM
Shouldn't you be dusting?

Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence  ;)

Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA  cussing:

Pfft, I'd tell him where to stick his effort! What sort of a request is that?!?!?

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Re: A milestone for The Boy
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 15, 2007, 10:20:27 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 15, 2007, 09:58:07 AM
Going through his schoolbag this morning I found a piece of paper.

It was arranged into three columns. Column 1: Amy  Column 2: Daniella  Column 3: Fi

Underneath each name was a large heart

Underneath each heart was a "Love Percentage " figure.

Poor Amy gets 25%. Daniella, on the other hand gets a whopping 95%! Fi gets 50%

I must meet this Daniella!

I find this strangely worrying. scared2:

It would be very interesting to know what his criteria are for the ratings, don't you think?

They are, hopefully, somewhat different from those that you might employ!

I was thinking that.

Nick thinks they are levels of desirability, they may be progress indicators.

If he is at 95% with Daniella you may want to get him on a crash 'Banana-covering' course. eeek:
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