A milestone for The Boy

[Nick]

 

[Landlady]

Shouldn't you be dusting?

Been there - done it !!!!!!!!
Damn sight better than the female BM bought in to tidy up his mess in my absence 

Off shortly to jump in shower and put a bit of slap on - as it was BM's request that I made 'AN EFFORT' when meeting him at LCA 

Pfft, I'd tell him where to stick his effort! What sort of a request is that?!?!?

Normal male type request   You can imagine what type of effort he is expecting   going to be sadly disappointed    

[Snoopy]

  Stocking, suspenders, no knickers ~ that sort of effort I 'spect.

[Bar Wench]

LL  is right. Most expect that sort of effort and most are sadly disapointed. Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. 

[Snoopy]

LL  is right. Most expect that sort of effort and most are sadly disapointed. Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. 

Married in all but name 

[Darwins Selection]

Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. 

The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.

[Landlady]

Stocking, suspenders, no knickers ~ that sort of effort I 'spect.

I bet you look VERY cute in that get up Snoops 

[Landlady]

Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. 

The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.

The 'Purple Turtle' we leave in the UK and drive around when there is a Micra 
Does that mean BM won't have made any effort either and has hairy legs   

[Darwins Selection]

Most effort Mr Wench gets these days is that I shave my legs. 

The Micra has a poor heater.
You might want to let the legs get better insulated in case it is a hard winter.

The 'Purple Turtle' we leave in the UK and drive around when there is a Micra 
Does that mean BM won't have made any effort either and has hairy legs   

No. Waxed all over I heard.