Make PE more "inventive"?

[Nick]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7044771.stm

Simple, combine it with sex education.

NEXT!

[Snoopy]

Prime Minister Gordon Brown is also highlighting his £100m campaign to get schools offering children five hours of sport a week.

   
We know that girls, especially as they get older, often stop taking part in sport
Ed Balls
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families

In a BBC interview, he stopped short of backing calls for children to be weighed and measured at school.

But we were always weighed and measured at school. Didn't do me any harm.

[Landlady]

Prime Minister Gordon Brown is also highlighting his £100m campaign to get schools offering children five hours of sport a week.

   
We know that girls, especially as they get older, often stop taking part in sport
Ed Balls
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families

In a BBC interview, he stopped short of backing calls for children to be weighed and measured at school.

But we were always weighed and measured at school. Didn't do me any harm.

We was too .......................
Additionally my Mum used to KNIT our Winter vests and that was embarrassing when stripping down to these to take part in the indoor gym activities......

[Nick]

But not nowadays, of course.

[Grumpmeister]

I've got a great plan for this, have the pupils in an enclosed 1km track. Once they have lined up at the start have a wall fall away to reveal Nick with a lit match and a box of firework.






See how fast they can shift themselves then 

[Nick]

I saw Miss Gym Kit earlier . She could make PE more inventive without a doubt.

[Snoopy]

I saw Miss Gym Kit earlier . She could make PE more inventive without a doubt.

Is one to assume you are now contemplating the "Egyptian" variety of PE?

[Nick]

Que? Do explain. She is coming to the house shortly!!

[Bar Wench]

Que? Do explain. She is coming to the house shortly!!

Will the two of you be alone?
Does she know that you are AKA captain calamity?
Does Mrs Nick know she is coming round?

 

[TG]

Prime Minister Gordon Brown is also highlighting his £100m campaign to get schools offering children five hours of sport a week.

   
We know that girls, especially as they get older, often stop taking part in sport
Ed Balls
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families

In a BBC interview, he stopped short of backing calls for children to be weighed and measured at school.

But we were always weighed and measured at school. Didn't do me any harm.

We was too .......................
Additionally my Mum used to KNIT our Winter vests...

My mother always tells me they knitted a stair carpet out of string during the war. 

[Snoopy]

Que? Do explain. She is coming to the house shortly!!

Egyptian PT = Service slang for Pocket Billards, Having a J Arthur Rank, One off the wrist etc etc.

[Nick]

Que? Do explain. She is coming to the house shortly!!

Will the two of you be alone?
Does she know that you are AKA captain calamity?
Does Mrs Nick know she is coming round?

 

No to all three!

[Darwins Selection]

Que? Do explain. She is coming to the house shortly!!

1. Will the two of you be alone?
2. Does she know that you are AKA captain calamity?
3. Does Mrs Nick know she is coming round?

 

No to all three!

If 1. and 2. are true then 3. will certainly follow, unless the ambulance/coroner leaves before she gets home.