Wispa Denied!!!

[Bar Wench]

If I say I want one I mean I want it NOW! Not tomorrow, not later


NOW

[GROWLER]

I've just had one with me dinner...for pudding like.
Delicious.  

[Snoopy]

I'ze a-comin' Honey .... I'ze a-comin'

[Uncle Mort]

Dinner? surely you mean lunch.

The place I get my sandwich from (when I don't make my own) has two large display boxes chock-a-block with them ~ hundreds of bars. Nearly bought one myself.

[Bar Wench]

I mean honestly who in their right mind would deny me a wispa.  

[chuntering again]

I always found the Twirl to be a superior snack on the same theme.

[Bar Wench]

Not at all the same. A Twirl is far more crumbly than a wispa. It also doesn't melt as evenly. Honestly. 

[Darwins Selection]

Not at all the same. A Twirl is far more crumbly than a wispa. It also doesn't melt as evenly. Honestly. 

I imagine you have carried out extensive research.

[Bar Wench]

No whatever gives you that idea. 

[chuntering again]

I still feel the changes are marginal to warrant the cost of maintaining two products which may compete for the same customers. Besides, Cadbury didn't really "do away with the Wispa", they simply consolidated it into their Dairy Milk range, like Cadbury's Caramel.

[Bar Wench]

That maybe what they said but it was totally different!!!! Nothing like a wispa!!!

[chuntering again]

That maybe what they said but it was totally different!!!! Nothing like a wispa!!!

What about an Aero, was that owt like a wispa?

[Bar Wench]

Not really. Different sort of chocolate and a wispa is less bubbly than an aero. More dense and more chocolate. Also doesn't melt as quickly as an aero.

[Uncle Mort]

If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   

[Snoopy]

If you're ever on Mastermind Wenchy, we'll know what your specialist subject will be.   

"I've started sooooooooooo I MUST finish"