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Re: Progress
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2007, 11:22:16 AM »
Can't we just get the Yanks to do it?

Photoshop Bin Laden onto a picture of the Brandenberg gate and they will be all over it like a Wench on a catering box of Wispas.

Speaking of Wispas, I just acquired one at the local emporium whilst shopping! I'm anticipating a treat after my sarnies in a few moments!  lol:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2007, 11:22:57 AM »
So ~ It's Dover- Zeebrugge and then the A10 to Gent .. the A14 to Antwerp, (that ring road is a b@st@rd) then the A67 straight through to Venlo ..... Cross the Maas there and on to German soil. I know a good restaurant in Venlo BTW.



Yes MG In know 'bout the Mayo .... that's where I picked up the habit.

You too? cry:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Progress
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2007, 11:25:06 AM »
When I was 15 I went on a cycling trip to France. I showed my Dad the route. It went through a place called Bolbec. He went a bit quiet and later he caught me on my own. "While you are in Bolbec, if you should meet someone who looks like you, ignore them"

I said, "What are you on about?"

He said, "Well I went through Bolbec after D Day and the locals made us (cough) very welcome."

I was shocked! eeek:
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Re: Progress
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2007, 11:26:06 AM »
So ~ It's Dover- Zeebrugge and then the A10 to Gent .. the A14 to Antwerp, (that ring road is a b@st@rd) then the A67 straight through to Venlo ..... Cross the Maas there and on to German soil. I know a good restaurant in Venlo BTW.



Yes MG In know 'bout the Mayo .... that's where I picked up the habit.

You too? cry:

'Fraid so ~ the first time I just nodded in answer to the question that I later learned was "Do you want mayo?" But then it was too late, I was hooked. Do you think they have a Mayo Anonymous outfit like Alcoholics Anonymous?
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Re: Progress
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2007, 11:26:53 AM »
Can't we just get the Yanks to do it?

Photoshop Bin Laden onto a picture of the Brandenberg gate and they will be all over it like a Wench on a catering box of Wispas.

Speaking of Wispas, I just acquired one at the local emporium whilst shopping! I'm anticipating a treat after my sarnies in a few moments!  lol:

I am so glad I don't have a sweet tooth. I threw the "honeycomb" in the bin. Even the birds (feathered kind) wouldn't touch it. noooo:
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Re: Progress
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2007, 11:28:23 AM »
When I was 15 I went on a cycling trip to France. I showed my Dad the route. It went through a place called Bolbec. He went a bit quiet and later he caught me on my own. "While you are in Bolbec, if you should meet someone who looks like you, ignore them"

I said, "What are you on about?"

He said, "Well I went through Bolbec after D Day and the locals made us (cough) very welcome."

I was shocked! eeek:

They usually tell you they loaned your Granddad a bicycle and he never brought it back. lol:
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« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2007, 11:28:51 AM »
Can't we just get the Yanks to do it?

Photoshop Bin Laden onto a picture of the Brandenberg gate and they will be all over it like a Wench on a catering box of Wispas.

Speaking of Wispas, I just acquired one at the local emporium whilst shopping! I'm anticipating a treat after my sarnies in a few moments!  lol:

I am so glad I don't have a sweet tooth. I threw the "honeycomb" in the bin. Even the birds (feathered kind) wouldn't touch it. noooo:

Ahh, but have you tried the Wispa with mayo?? Delicious


"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2007, 11:39:55 AM »
Ahem... isn't this about invading Germany?  cussing:

Do they even have Wispas there - or mayo come to that?  Banghead
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Re: Progress
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2007, 11:45:06 AM »
Ahem... isn't this about invading Germany?  cussing:

Do they even have Wispas there - or mayo come to that?  Banghead


Certainly the Krauts do also put Mayo on their chips .... as for Wispas I wouldn't like to say but the choccy over there is sooooooooooooooooo much better than anything Cadbury can make. They won't even sell Cadbury Chocolate. They insist it is not real chocolate and call it something else (not too polite as I recall)
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« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2007, 11:46:52 AM »
Ahem... isn't this about invading Germany?  cussing:

Do they even have Wispas there - or mayo come to that?  Banghead


Certainly the Krauts do also put Mayo on their chips .... as for Wispas I wouldn't like to say but the choccy over there is sooooooooooooooooo much better than anything Cadbury can make. They won't even sell Cadbury Chocolate. They insist it is not real chocolate and call it something else (not too polite as I recall)
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Re: Progress
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2007, 11:49:08 AM »
Everyday German Choc bars ~ my personal favourite.
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Re: Progress
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2007, 11:52:19 AM »
Everyday German Choc bars ~ my personal favourite.


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« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2007, 12:32:45 PM »
Get one of these for the Nissan Micra

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Re: Progress
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2007, 12:35:02 PM »
Get one of these for the Nissan Micra


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Re: Progress
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2007, 12:35:32 PM »
I mostly despair