Ahem...
I've just been away for ten days and I logged-in every day to amuse and entertain you!
No you didn't ~ you were keeping an eye on the blind box.
Anyway you were not staying in a small cottage in the back of beyond in deepest darkest Dorset. There is no telephone line and frankly I do not intend to cruise the streets of Bridport with a wireless laptop on the passenger seat trying to locate an unprotected wireless setup I can piggyback onto.
Nor do I intend to upgrade my trusty 5 year old mobile to a sat phone just to keep in touch in the most expensive way possible.
Sorry ~ no offence but this is a holiday during which I intend to devote my time to the family.
Might bring back some choccy though. There is/was a nice choc shop in Bridport last time I looked.