My local butcher

[Nick]

Escaped for a pint last night and met my local butcher.

I said, "John, Goose or Turkey?"

He said "Goose of course. HOw big?"

I said, "Not sure yet, depends who is coming for lunch on Christmas day."

He said, "Get your order in during the first week in November, because everyone is going for Goose this year."

I said OK.

This stuff is worth knowing about!

[Snoopy]

Lil Bruvver rang this morning to say he was on the case ~ and what size gammon did I want.

They do like to plan in advance these butchers

[Darwins Selection]

Escaped for a pint last night and met my local butcher.

I said, "John, Goose or Turkey?"

He said "Goose of course. HOw big?"

I said, "Not sure yet, depends who is coming for lunch on Christmas day."

He said, "Get your order in during the first week in November, because everyone is going for Goose this year."

I said OK.

This stuff is worth knowing about!

  The oldest trick in the book.

I am already putting it about that there will be a turkey shortage this year.

[Nick]

I am already putting it about

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am already putting it about

 

Waste not, want not.....

[Bar Wench]

I'm going to Wales for Christmas. What do they have there? Leeks? Lambs?

[TG]

I am already putting it about

 

Waste not, want not.....

I have a boppin' pussy going spare if you are interested?

[Snoopy]

I'm going to Wales for Christmas. What do they have there? Leeks? Lambs?

Much the same as everyone else actually ~ 'Cept they don't enjoy it.
Pleasure that does not involve winning against the English is foreign to them.

Oh! ~ Plus Chapel four times during the day!!!!

[Darwins Selection]

I am already putting it about

 

Waste not, want not.....

I have a boppin' pussy going spare if you are interested?

Reminds me of the punch-line: "Looking gift whores in the mouth"