Writer's Block

[Snoopy]

I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. 

[Barman]

I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. 

Is that like sun block then? 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. 

Is that like sun block then? 

Keep him talking and I will have somebody go and fetch his medication.

[Uncle Mort]

Why do you feel the to write?

Let it go ~ read instead.

[Barman]

Why do you feel the to write?

Let it go ~ read instead.

Read???? Instead of posting in here??? Consider yourself smote. 

[Snoopy]

I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. 

Is that like sun block then? 

Errr ...... No
Sunblock =


Writer's Block =
 

[Misunderstood]

I'm having a arse of a day, it's p*ssing down and I can't think of a thing to write.
Forgive me ~~~ I think a little self flagellation may help. 

How's your self flagellation going?  Need any help?  Spent the day sharpening my claws shame to waste it. 

[Snoopy]

Now you tell me .... after I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh ... It made me feel so much better I went elsewhere and had a row with someone. Then came back here to take up my duties as pub dog. (Well we Beagles are really Hounds but don't tell the Barman ~ He's confused enough )

[Barman]

I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...

[Misunderstood]

I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...

Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?

[Darwins Selection]

I spent two hours looking at a picture of Ruth Kelly as I tried to visualise that spikey thingy round her bare thigh...

Isn't that something to do with Cillit Bang?

No, that's Cillit Black with a spiked thing trying to hold her mouth closed.

"Step inside loooov...."

[Barman]

Ah Cilla ? she?ll be dead next I ?spec ? she was ?steppin? inside luv? when I was a kid? and that other one with no shoes. 

[Darwins Selection]

. . . and that other one with no shoes.

Stephen Hawking?

[Barman]

. . . and that other one with no shoes.

Stephen Hawking?

Yes... him. 

[Bar Wench]

Pervert.