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One for Darwin's Selection
« on: October 17, 2007, 04:33:19 PM »
Whilst idling away a little time a la Berek, I came across something for DS!
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 04:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 17, 2007, 04:33:19 PM
Whilst idling away a little time a la Berek, I came across something for DS!{/url]
Never approach anything that dispenses sh1t, from that direction. noooo:
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 05:02:50 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 17, 2007, 04:33:19 PM
Whilst idling away a little time a la Berek, I came across something for DS!{/url]
Never approach anything that dispenses sh1t, from that direction. noooo:

Valuable advice DS - though lost on the likes of this guy:

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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 08:20:30 AM »
Only one question ~ why would anyone be filming a farmer spreading shit anyway? Surely a "put up video"
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 08:24:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 08:20:30 AM
Only one question ~ why would anyone be filming a farmer spreading shit anyway? Surely a "put up videa"
Ageed... amazing what people will do for £250...  noooo:
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2007, 08:50:19 AM »
A new line of business for you Darwin!
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2007, 08:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:50:19 AM
A new line of business for you Darwin!
[ image removed in the interests of readability! ]

If only it was a total spoof - but it's all too likely to be true! Or, at least it fits with the other madness emanating from DEFRA and all other Whitehall departments!

I despair of this country - and the EU. I see Bruin is off to sign us all up to the European Constitution Treaty - where's our referendum you bastard?

Oh, by the way,   drumroll:
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2007, 08:58:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 08:50:19 AM
A new line of business for you Darwin!
Oh right, I never thought of that!   whistle: eyes:
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM »
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2007, 09:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?

No, he will still be raising turkeys, but will now have supplementary income from not raising pigs, cows, sheep, geese, giraffes, ostriches and elephants. Not to mention the set aside from all the land he doesn't have. And, once he's sold the turkeys at Christmas time, he can go on the dole as he'll be technically unemployed despite being in receipt of gazillions of pounds for not raising all that livestock - and, as a bonus, he can then claim for not raising turkeys.

Easy really.
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2007, 09:28:42 AM »
Gosh! Cripes! and all that ~ I wish I was clever like wot U R
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2007, 02:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?

No, he will still be raising turkeys, but will now have supplementary income from not raising pigs, cows, sheep, geese, giraffes, ostriches and elephants. Not to mention the set aside from all the land he doesn't have. And, once he's sold the turkeys at Christmas time, he can go on the dole as he'll be technically unemployed despite being in receipt of gazillions of pounds for not raising all that livestock - and, as a bonus, he can then claim for not raising turkeys.

Easy really.
Unfortunately a supertax is being levied on parsnip production…  whistle:
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2007, 02:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?

No, he will still be raising turkeys, but will now have supplementary income from not raising pigs, cows, sheep, geese, giraffes, ostriches and elephants. Not to mention the set aside from all the land he doesn't have. And, once he's sold the turkeys at Christmas time, he can go on the dole as he'll be technically unemployed despite being in receipt of gazillions of pounds for not raising all that livestock - and, as a bonus, he can then claim for not raising turkeys.

Easy really.
Unfortunately a supertax is being levied on parsnip production…  whistle:
doh:
I told you to stick to turnips.
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2007, 02:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 02:53:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?

No, he will still be raising turkeys, but will now have supplementary income from not raising pigs, cows, sheep, geese, giraffes, ostriches and elephants. Not to mention the set aside from all the land he doesn't have. And, once he's sold the turkeys at Christmas time, he can go on the dole as he'll be technically unemployed despite being in receipt of gazillions of pounds for not raising all that livestock - and, as a bonus, he can then claim for not raising turkeys.

Easy really.
Unfortunately a supertax is being levied on parsnip production…  whistle:
doh:
I told you to stick to turnips.

I'm also reliably informed that turnips are very good fodder for the livestock you are not raising - plus, you can sell them to the supermarkets after not feeding them to the stock you are not raising. Got it?
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Re: One for Darwin's Selection
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2007, 03:25:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2007, 02:53:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2007, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 18, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 18, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Ah ~ Does that mean the turkeys have ..... errrr..... flown the coop?

No, he will still be raising turkeys, but will now have supplementary income from not raising pigs, cows, sheep, geese, giraffes, ostriches and elephants. Not to mention the set aside from all the land he doesn't have. And, once he's sold the turkeys at Christmas time, he can go on the dole as he'll be technically unemployed despite being in receipt of gazillions of pounds for not raising all that livestock - and, as a bonus, he can then claim for not raising turkeys.

Easy really.
Unfortunately a supertax is being levied on parsnip production…  whistle:
doh:
I told you to stick to turnips.
Oh yes, turnips...  redface: That's the second time I've fucked that joke up isn't it?  noooo:
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