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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #105 on: October 21, 2007, 11:48:39 AM »
Never, in the field of drinkdom, was so much drunk, by so few. Man Whore - two litres of Brandy. Good Surrey effort. Snakey - about fifteen pints and a litre of Vodka. Mrs TMR - two bottles of Baileys. And about eight pints. Me - dunno, probably an orange juice or two...

Suffice to say, everyone today is battered. From full-on rugby tackling In the bar (I took Man Whore out - all nineteen stone of him) to games of knuckles, arm-wrestling (Man Whore won, easily) who can do the longest headstand contests and generally arsing about. We are all now about five pints under and conversation is muted. Siesta looks likely.

Apparently we all went to bed about four thirty this morning.

I am FAR too old for this caper...
That orange juice can be deadly tho...  noooo:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2007, 01:32:52 PM »
Well done. What happened to Racer boy?

I managed one pint of Youngs after work yesterday!
Watched game at home, trying to suppress sneezing, cough and spluttering - ribs hurt today though.

Can't taste anything, so no pub today.

Have decided to do one of my steak and spud casseroles, will give me something to do until F1 starts.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #107 on: October 21, 2007, 03:55:28 PM »
R6 RacerBoy had a couple - like me. An hour Siesta, we are all hanging. Snakey gone AWOL. Grand Prix about to start, but I can't see the screen. Could be another long night...

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #108 on: October 22, 2007, 03:07:37 PM »
The silence is deafening!

Bothe from here and from Kos - it is worrying.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #109 on: October 22, 2007, 03:09:03 PM »
Kos I can understand but where is everyone else?
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #110 on: October 22, 2007, 03:15:27 PM »
Is it because it is Monday?

Kos could be anything from being in a coma to banged up in a police cell.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #111 on: October 22, 2007, 03:22:27 PM »
Kos I can understand but where is everyone else?
I have been busy today... Nick is part-time... Wenchy must be working...
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #112 on: October 22, 2007, 03:25:24 PM »
Wenchy must be working...

She has been busty busy all morning polishing the motor and taking its photo I expect.
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #113 on: October 22, 2007, 03:27:19 PM »
Wenchy must be working...

She has been busty busy all morning polishing the motor and taking its photo I expect.

It's raining now.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #114 on: October 22, 2007, 03:29:50 PM »
Wenchy must be working...

She has been busty busy all morning polishing the motor and taking its photo I expect.

It's raining now.
Rain + black car = looks like it hasn't been washed since Christmas...  whistle:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #115 on: October 22, 2007, 05:07:03 PM »
We are all alive. Just. The excesses of Saturday have taken a heavy heavy toll. Snakey is now Shakey. Man Whore is suffering and so am I. Seroius liver damage all round.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #116 on: October 23, 2007, 05:26:17 AM »
We are all alive. Just. The excesses of Saturday have taken a heavy heavy toll. Snakey is now Shakey. Man Whore is suffering and so am I. Seroius liver damage all round.

It’s okay – they’ve discovered that those ‘safe alcohol limits’ were all made up… you can drink as much as you like and also have a significant amount of catching-up to do… prolly.  whistle:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #117 on: October 23, 2007, 08:41:19 AM »
Getting my taste buds back again, Youngs is starting to taste very nice again. Keep getting drawn into conversations about fishing though.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #118 on: October 23, 2007, 09:20:35 AM »
Is everybody on half-term hols or something? Place is deserted!
Am now talking to myself, not a bad idea you might say.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #119 on: October 23, 2007, 09:28:25 AM »
Is everybody on half-term hols or something? Place is deserted!
Am now talking to myself, not a bad idea you might say.

Certainly it is half term in England (Wales is next week) and yes several members are away on holiday.
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