Man Whore and Snakey update

[The Moan Ranger]

The gruesome twosome are probably now regretting getting on the beer so early and lying in the sun sans sun cream. The ants on the beach are bleedin huge and we we fearful that they may carry Snakey off to their lair.

The pair of muppets are wondering why their phones haven't charged up, when they haven't left the electricity card in the slot when they came out...

I despair...

[tel]

Everything pretty much as per normal then.

[The Moan Ranger]

Snakey is now on the water slides with the kids. They have instructions to make sure he doesn't drown in the four foot water...

[tel]

Tee, hee.

[Bar Wench]

Ummm who are these people? 

[tel]

Ummm who are these people? 

You probably don't want to know.

[Bar Wench]

And you and TMR work together?

[tel]

Oh no, nothing like that.

[Bar Wench]

So how do you know Man Whore and Snakey then?

Why am I so nosey. 

[tel]

So how do you know Man Whore and Snakey then?

Why am I so nosey. 

You are a woman.

[Bar Wench]

And the answer to my first question? 

[tel]

Answer on its way.

[Bar Wench]

Thank-you.

I can breathe again now. 

[tel]

You may end up choking depending on what gets reported back here. That is, if it can be published!

[The Moan Ranger]

Both Man Whore and Snakey are institutions. Or should be institutionalised, I'm never sure which. At the moment they are playing strip pool. Snakey is down to his leopard print thong - I have retired to the main bar.