Man Whore and Snakey update

[Darwins Selection]

Thank-you.

I can breathe again now. 

That's my girl.

Big breaths now.

[The Moan Ranger]

I remain, however, undefeated at table tennis - much to the annoyance of R6 RacerBoy. It's quite amazing how well you can play whence trolleyed through Lowenbrau. Could do with a pint of Young's mind you :-(

[tel]

Both Man Whore and Snakey are institutions. Or should be institutionalised, I'm never sure which. At the moment they are playing strip pool. Snakey is down to his leopard print thong - I have retired to the main bar.

Why didn't they take that away from him at customs?

[The Moan Ranger]

The Customs officials hadn't stopped laughing at his "religious" socks at the time.

[The Moan Ranger]

The brothers dim have hired a quadbike and gone into Kardamena. I do not expect them to return in one piece. Remember last time Man Whore was on a quad?

More details about the new barmaid please? Age, name and vital statistics...

[tel]

Telephone no. as well?

[The Moan Ranger]

Good work fella!

[Pastis]

I take back everything I said about keeping in touch while on holiday  

This is turning out to be rather entertaining  

[tel]

A little bit of charm, some chocolate and they tell you everything.

I don't think the 12 Sambucas had anything to do with it.

[tel]

The brothers dim have hired a quadbike and gone into Kardamena. I do not expect them to return in one piece. Remember last time Man Whore was on a quad?

More details about the new barmaid please? Age, name and vital statistics...

There can't be too many razor wire fences around there surely. Any mountains, cliffs, volcanoes etc?

[Landlady]

A little bit of charm, some chocolate and they tell you everything.

I don't think the 12 Sambucas had anything to do with it.

Have you tried calling the telephone number you were given 
Us ladies are happy to give pestering punters a telephone number just to shut them up but generally its not the REAL one 
Call it and let us know 
 

[tel]

A little bit of charm, some chocolate and they tell you everything.

I don't think the 12 Sambucas had anything to do with it.

Have you tried calling the telephone number you were given 
Us ladies are happy to give pestering punters a telephone number just to shut them up but generally its not the REAL one 
Call it and let us know 
 

The trick is to get them to call you at the time so you can store each others numbers.

[tel]

I take back everything I said about keeping in touch while on holiday  

This is turning out to be rather entertaining  

The weekend should be interesting and we haven't heard anything from (or about for that matter), Nick.

[Landlady]

A little bit of charm, some chocolate and they tell you everything.

I don't think the 12 Sambucas had anything to do with it.

Have you tried calling the telephone number you were given 
Us ladies are happy to give pestering punters a telephone number just to shut them up but generally its not the REAL one 
Call it and let us know 
 

The trick is to get them to call you at the time so you can store each others numbers.

Sadly my mobile phone never has battery life when asked to do this 

[Bar Wench]

Mine neither.