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Offline Landlady

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2007, 11:07:42 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 19, 2007, 10:54:20 AM

Mrs TMR has just had a massive nose bleed - never seen her have one before - I'm worried. :-(

Don't just be worried do something - like take her to a doctor or the local A&E  noooo:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2007, 11:29:14 AM »
I have taken her back to the room - she passed out - happens when she sees her own blood.

Not good :+(
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2007, 11:38:51 AM »
Good man TMR ~ Don't let anything get between you and the bar. ;)
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2007, 11:39:50 AM »
Take her to the doctor man!!!
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2007, 11:48:25 AM »
She refuses. She's fine now - demanding a fag and a cup of tea. Stop panicking women!
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2007, 11:53:44 AM »
What's the doctor going to do anyway?

Sypmtoms: Nose bleed - first time therefore no history. Passed out - always does at sight of own blood.

Not a lot to go on.

All the doctor would say is if it keeps happening then come back.

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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2007, 11:58:09 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 19, 2007, 11:48:25 AM
She refuses. She's fine now - demanding a fag and a cup of tea. Stop panicking women!

That's fine then.


It was the use of the word massive that concerned me.
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2007, 12:05:29 PM »
Just popped back home to get prescription from chemist. Supposed to 1b 14 degrees today - doesn't feel like it, clear blue sky and brilliant sun-shine, no wind (not looking good for kite flying). Females wandering around in skimpy tops! razz:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2007, 12:08:55 PM »
A bit sensationalist perhaps. Apologies. All the colour is back in her cheeks now and the bar looms...
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2007, 12:13:00 PM »
There's nothing worse than a looming bar!

New bar-maid - easiest way to describe her - about the same age, shape and size as Man Whore's stalker, but prettier, nicer smile and no scabs. ;D
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2007, 12:16:20 PM »
Quote from: tel on October 19, 2007, 12:13:00 PM
New bar-maid - easiest way to describe her - about the same age, shape and size as Man Whore's stalker, but prettier, nicer smile and no scabs. ;D
Anywhere?  whistle:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2007, 12:24:19 PM »
English? Football team of choice? Sexual proclivities?
Shaven raven? Or Blackforest?
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2007, 12:32:11 PM »
Quote from: tel on October 19, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Just popped back home to get prescription from chemist. Supposed to 1b 14 degrees today - doesn't feel like it, clear blue sky and brilliant sun-shine, no wind (not looking good for kite flying). Females wandering around in skimpy tops! razz:

It is indeed warm enough for skimpy tops.  redface:
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2007, 12:37:52 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 19, 2007, 12:32:11 PM
Quote from: tel on October 19, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Just popped back home to get prescription from chemist. Supposed to 1b 14 degrees today - doesn't feel like it, clear blue sky and brilliant sun-shine, no wind (not looking good for kite flying). Females wandering around in skimpy tops! razz:

It is indeed warm enough for skimpy tops.  redface:

And?
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Re: Man Whore and Snakey update
« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2007, 12:39:59 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 19, 2007, 12:24:19 PM
English? Football team of choice? Sexual proclivities?
Shaven raven? Or Blackforest?

Give us a chance! Only saw her for the first time last night. All will be revealed by the time you get back.
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