Man Whore and Snakey update

[Bar Wench]

Just popped back home to get prescription from chemist. Supposed to 1b 14 degrees today - doesn't feel like it, clear blue sky and brilliant sun-shine, no wind (not looking good for kite flying). Females wandering around in skimpy tops!

It is indeed warm enough for skimpy tops. 

And?

It's a teensy bit chilly and one should wear a cardigan when out as otherwise you will embarass yourself. 

[tel]

Just popped back home to get prescription from chemist. Supposed to 1b 14 degrees today - doesn't feel like it, clear blue sky and brilliant sun-shine, no wind (not looking good for kite flying). Females wandering around in skimpy tops!

It is indeed warm enough for skimpy tops. 

And?

It's a teensy bit chilly and one should wear a cardigan when out as otherwise you will embarass yourself. 

      

[tel]

New bar-maid - easiest way to describe her - about the same age, shape and size as Man Whore's stalker, but prettier, nicer smile and no scabs.

Anywhere? 

The bits I looked at were all ok.

[The Moan Ranger]

Man Whore is making noises about going in the sea. The Japanese whaler is on standby...

Snakey lost his glasses whilst going down one of the water slides (how old is he!) And R6 Racerboy has gone off on their quad. A tenner says he'll crash it.

Miss TMR junior has returned from her day snorkelling - loved it, held an Octopus. Current temperature 28, although rain forecast for tomorrow.

Still, we have Rangers/Celtic at 2.30 and then the RWC at 10. Could be a long day...

[tel]

Has Snakey had any of his falling asleep, standing up moments yet. Suppose that is more of a weekend thing really.

[The Moan Ranger]

Yes! Last night - had one cocktail, complained that it wasn't strong enough - the Barman then served a glass with what looked like muddy water in it. Snakey managed half then fell asleep standing up. Man Whore finished the rest off and then took Snakey home.

R6 Racerboy failed to get the quad started. Try the kill switch, moron!

[tel]

Snakey and a cocktail? I suppose it's not too far removed from his preferred tipple - can he get that there?

[The Moan Ranger]

Yes. His journey into town wasn't entirely fruitless - he found a pub that will do it. We shall be heading off there shortly...

[tel]

Yes. His journey into town wasn't entirely fruitless - he found a pub that will do it. We shall be heading off there shortly...

I wait with bated breath.

[The Moan Ranger]

This promises to be a legendary night...

[Bar Wench]

So what does he drink that is so difficult to find then?

[tel]

So what does he drink that is so difficult to find then?

Does the name not give you a clue?

[tel]

This promises to be a legendary night...

Relations with another foreign country about go frosty!

[Bar Wench]

So what does he drink that is so difficult to find then?

Does the name not give you a clue?

Well now I know it does, but well it could have been refering to lots of things. 

[Pastis]

So what does he drink that is so difficult to find then?

Does the name not give you a clue?

Well now I know it does, but well it could have been refering to lots of things. 

As in Steve Snake-hips Davis, the legendary saxophonist and session man?