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Berek

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please remove the following from the bar
« on: May 11, 2007, 05:40:34 PM »
Scampi Fries  sick2:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 05:50:57 PM »
Cheesy Wotsits

(I seem to recall the Bar Wench has an aversion to them)
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Berek

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 07:08:01 PM »
I was thinking of sending her a pic of mine.. eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 08:20:29 PM »
It's your pork scratchings I'm worried about.. eyes:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 10:40:59 PM »
I miss the old spittoon. :'(




Come on, somebody else must know the response.
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 10:53:33 PM »
Oh so you're the one needing the mop then?  rubschin:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 10:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 11, 2007, 10:53:33 PM
Oh so you're the one needing the mop then?  rubschin:

The correct response is "You always did".  ::)
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 05:18:09 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 11, 2007, 08:20:29 PM
It's your pork scratchings I'm worried about.. eyes:
He hasn?t been showing you his pork scratchings has he? He got an ASBO for that once before?  noooo:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 05:18:43 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2007, 10:59:01 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 11, 2007, 10:53:33 PM
Oh so you're the one needing the mop then?  rubschin:

The correct response is "You always did".  ::)
You forgot this tho...  drumroll:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 10:33:40 AM »
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 10:34:45 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:33:40 AM
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:
Smoke as much as you like...  whistle:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 10:51:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:33:40 AM
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:
Smoke as much as you like...  whistle:

Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2007, 11:54:10 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:51:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:33:40 AM
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:
Smoke as much as you like...  whistle:

Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light.  drumroll:
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Berek

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 02:20:51 PM »
have you booked a singer for tonight ?? if not heres a good one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk-cvdmFAG4
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 05:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 11:54:10 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:51:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2007, 10:33:40 AM
So what's the crack for the 1/7 in here then? rubschin:
Smoke as much as you like...  whistle:

Ashtrays going, or is it a case of flickin' them on the floor or into the urinals?
Not into the urinals ? makes them hard to light.  drumroll:

Uh.. Why would you want to set fire to a urinal?  eeek:
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