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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2007, 06:39:48 PM »
Well I can cut down on casting costs anyway. I've already worked out who can be your sidekick moving from one calamity to another for you to rescue them from  eyes:

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2007, 06:45:48 PM »
Oh well that is just wonderful. Burden me with him.  scared2:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2007, 06:50:08 PM »
Its no more than you do on here already........










.....except maybe the fire pits, stake traps, snakes, spiders, ravenous wildebeeste (yes I know, but it means Berek can have a bit part)  eyes:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2007, 08:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 17, 2007, 06:09:42 PM
It is the leftovers from the hollyisntjustforchristmas fund. It has now turned into the wenchneedsanewlaptop fund. Please give generously and of PROPER TENDER as it would seem pcworld don't accept pesos etc.
I thought that maybe we could do a fund raising event from the GOS Home for Unwed Mothers?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2007, 08:15:34 PM »
That is called the Dole. I believe that unwed mothers are an expert force in receiving it. There shall be no charity box for them.



















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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2007, 08:20:37 PM »
ah! I was not aware of that. Do you think they will sub me for some improvements to my bedroom then?
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2007, 09:41:52 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 17, 2007, 08:20:37 PM
ah! I was not aware of that. Do you think they will sub me for some improvements to my bedroom then?
Who, the unwed mothers?

What were you thinking in the way of improvements? More mirrors perhaps?
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2007, 10:43:03 PM »
Stronger springs is what I had in mind There are quite a few unfertilised  ladies here on the estate that need the benefit in more ways than one.
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2007, 05:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 17, 2007, 06:30:37 PM
Well, you aren't getting any of the fund towards staging costs and you will have to talk to The Boss about renting his back room.  whistle:
My 'back room' is not for renting!  shocked003
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2007, 02:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2007, 05:15:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 17, 2007, 06:30:37 PM
Well, you aren't getting any of the fund towards staging costs and you will have to talk to The Boss about renting his back room.  whistle:
My 'back room' is not for renting!  shocked003

Be grateful they didn't want to do it in your back passage eeek:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2007, 04:03:27 PM »
Thats disgusting!!!!!! I once took a really ugly bird around to his back alley , (I was pissed and she looked really good) Anyway I was giving here the benefit when a passing rozzer saw me and I was arrested for having an offensive person on my weapon, I think she might have beem related to the barman. eeek:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2007, 04:10:54 PM »
They always look better with the beer goggles on GOS... as I know to my cost redface:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2007, 06:33:55 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 18, 2007, 04:10:54 PM
They always look better with the beer goggles on GOS... as I know to my cost redface:
OMG! you didn't?.... you didn't marry one did you?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2007, 02:39:28 PM »
It works both ways.  redface:

The 1:58am dash round a club was always something to steer clear of.
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2007, 02:48:14 PM »
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench.  Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere.  eeek:
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