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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2007, 02:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Boozehag on May 19, 2007, 02:48:14 PM
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench.  Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere.  eeek:
How very dare you madam?  whacky082
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2007, 02:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Boozehag on May 19, 2007, 02:48:14 PM
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench.  Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere.  eeek:



They are. Touch nothing. Only accept drinks from me. Do not leave your drink unattended. If someone asks if you fancy a sausage UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT! scared2:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2007, 06:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=190. msg3588#msg3588 date=1179586753
Quote from: Boozehag link=topic=190. msg3581#msg3581 date=1179586094
Best make sure there is good lighting in this here pub then Wench.   Methinks there are probably a load of old porkers in ere.   eeek:



They are.  Touch nothing.  Only accept drinks from me.  Do not leave your drink unattended.  If someone asks if you fancy a sausage UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT! scared2:

Jeez. . . is the sausage for free!. . . .  eyes:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2007, 06:59:29 PM »
Everything has a price around here  eastdrink048 Hic!
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2007, 07:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=190. msg3588#msg3588 date=1179586753
They are.  Touch nothing.  Only accept drinks from me.  Do not leave your drink unattended.  If someone asks if you fancy a sausage UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT! scared2:

Wenchy dear, if you need hands with bar, only needs ask me.  I very good handles on men in bar  eyes:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2007, 07:23:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=190. msg3653#msg3653 date=1179601169
Everything has a price around here  eastdrink048 Hic!

Even the beer!. . . . Feck that.  Angry9:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2007, 07:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Boozehag on May 19, 2007, 07:23:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=190. msg3653#msg3653 date=1179601169
Everything has a price around here  eastdrink048 Hic!

Even the beer!. . . . Feck that.  Angry9:

'Specially the beer ............ unless you happen to be around when the free beer showers are happening
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2007, 09:10:36 PM »
There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2007, 07:43:24 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 19, 2007, 09:10:36 PM
There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!
We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2007, 08:31:11 AM »
As the Snug is becoming the girly bar hows about getting a male stripper in?  Wednesdays are girls nights from now on.

In fact how about you Barman?  Whip that todger out so we can have a good laugh. 8)

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2007, 08:34:27 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 20, 2007, 08:31:11 AM
As the Snug is becoming the girly bar hows about getting a male stripper in?  Wednesdays are girls nights from now on.

In fact how about you Barman?  Whip that todger out so we can have a good laugh. 8)


Laugh?

 shocked003 more like  whistle:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2007, 08:37:29 AM »
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2007, 08:57:20 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 20, 2007, 08:37:29 AM
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:
I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you!  point:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2007, 09:15:16 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 20, 2007, 08:31:11 AM
As the Snug is becoming the girly bar hows about getting a male stripper in?  Wednesdays are girls nights from now on.

In fact how about you Barman?  Whip that todger out so we can have a good laugh. 8)



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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2007, 09:28:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2007, 08:57:20 AM
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 20, 2007, 08:37:29 AM
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:
I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you!  point:

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 
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