please remove the following from the bar

[Snoopy]

You just smote me didn't you!!!

I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! 

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago.

[Misunderstood]

There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!

We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.

Don't put new sawdust down!      Crikes, that is practically kidnapping the wimmin into it,   It makes them think of DIY and stuff...

[Barman]

There are too many girlies in this snug.. I am off to the bar, where we can talk footie and how big our willie is and fart and have a good larf!!!

We might have to saw the padlock off the old Public Bar and open that up again ? no women. I might even invest in some new sawdust.

Don't put new sawdust down!      Crikes, that is practically kidnapping the wimmin into it,   It makes them think of DIY and stuff...

But the old stuff is a bit? um? Nah you?re right it will be fine. 

[ice and a slice]

You just smote me didn't you!!!

I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! 

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago.

But still look good as a fireman Snoops...



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[grumpyoldsoldier]

You just smote me didn't you!!!

I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! 

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago.

But still look good as a fireman Snoops...

I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.

"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"

[ice and a slice]

You just smote me didn't you!!!

I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! 

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago.

But still look good as a fireman Snoops...

I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.

"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"

My mind is all of a boggle 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

You have ben warned! Be it on your own head...(another idicator )

[Snoopy]

You just smote me didn't you!!!

I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you! 

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago.

But still look good as a fireman Snoops...

I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.

"Patrons are advised not to stare at GOS's todger for for more than 3 minutes, it senses fear"

My mind is all of a boggle 

Let's just say "It ain't big and it ain't clever" shall we.

[Barman]

On balance, perhaps the stripper isn?t a good idea after all? 

[ice and a slice]

On balance, perhaps the stripper isn?t a good idea after all? 

Yes but if you were any kind of barman you could hire the right hunk for the night and charge, I'd pay!

A cognac if you please barman.

[Barman]

On balance, perhaps the stripper isn?t a good idea after all? 

Yes but if you were any kind of barman you could hire the right hunk for the night and charge, I'd pay!

A cognac if you please barman.

A large cognac coming your way young lady?


Um, how much would you pay then?

[Snoopy]

Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture

[Barman]

Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture

And this... 

[Snoopy]

Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture

And this... 

Ah ~ You've seen it too!

[Barman]

Signs of a pub that is about to go tits up (or how to anticipate the barman vanishing with the takings one Monday morning)
1) Music nights 3 nights a week featuring "local" talentless berks
2) Free Quiz Nights
3) Happy hour every night including Saturdays
4) Doubles for the price of singles
5) Strippers
6) Topless barmaids all 40 years old (or older)
7) Bailiffs removing furniture

And this... 

Ah ~ You've seen it too!

Sheen it - no I can't shee nuffink - hic.