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Offline Snoopy

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2007, 07:10:18 PM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #76 on: May 20, 2007, 07:11:39 PM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #77 on: May 20, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »
You just smote me didn't you!!! cussing:
I applauded you on another thread then found this and immediately smote you!  point:

Touche...

So Snoopy - are you offering??? 

60 in a couple of months, overweight diabetic, bypass operation "zip" down middle of chest, grey to the point of being white hair .... whaddya think? We wouldn't want to frighten the horses now would we!
You should have asked me 25 years ago. sad24:

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I would have volunteered my services, but there is so much hassle under the H&S regulations involved in flashing the one eyed purple headed bedroom snake around it is hardly worth it. The cost of producing warning leaflets that have to be read and signed is astronomical.

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2007, 07:59:26 PM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
Hey, my bloody pension money is in there!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #79 on: May 21, 2007, 05:53:36 AM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2007, 08:06:35 AM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
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Where am I supposed to put my foreign coins now the blind box has gone as well?
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2007, 09:05:21 AM »
'Praps it would be a good idea for someone to check the Christmas savings club accounts?? whistle:
Hey, my bloody pension money was in there!!!!!!!!!!
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Where am I supposed to put my foreign coins now the blind box has gone as well?
We had a lock-in and got blind drunk with the proceeds ? that was what thy were for wasn?t it?  whistle:
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2007, 02:09:49 PM »
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2007, 02:10:55 PM »
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???
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Did you really want to go and watch silly racing?
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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2007, 02:12:17 PM »
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???
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Did you really want to go and watch silly racing?

I Was looking forward to stopping at a strip club on the way back whistle:

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Re: please remove the following from the bar
« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2007, 02:17:36 PM »
so I take it the trip to York for the racing has been cancelled ???
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Did you really want to go and watch silly racing?

I Was looking forward to stopping at a strip club on the way back whistle:
The committee has decided to open up the public bar and get a stripper in? on another thread somewhere I think, probably?  ;)
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