Peg Leg's life story

[Berek]

I see the old gold digging ex porn "star" Lady Mucca is making a film of her life story , and who does she want to play her ?? none other than the lovely Reese Witherspoon.. what the fuck ??

[Misunderstood]

I see the old gold digging ex porn "star" Lady Mucca is making a film of her life story , and who does she want to play her ?? none other than the lovely Reese Witherspoon.. what the fuck ??

Gold digging really isn't doing justice to what she's up to.  Will Reese want to be really thorough in the quest for an authentic likeness of 'Woody'?   

[Snoopy]

I'm not sure that Miss Witherspoon has even been asked to do the job let alone accepted it.
This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.
This all, of course, depends on whether she can screw the money out of Macca to pay for it (films don't come cheap) and also whether this is just another front in the battle being opened to ensure maximum publicity for her side (and I suspect it is).

[Darwins Selection]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

[Berek]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

[Darwins Selection]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

[Barman]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

And me? 

[Darwins Selection]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

And me? 

A wider choice for you.

Any one of the Muppets or Teletubbies.

[Barman]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

And me? 

A wider choice for you.

Any one of the Muppets or Teletubbies.

Monster from the Muppets? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Who the hell is going to pay her any more money to watch a film about how hard her life has been 

Honestly - just let me at the other leg 

[Grumpmeister]

If she wants to make the film then let her. I cant see a problem with her ploughing all her hard screwed out of Macca money into a film only to have it completely flop so that she has to sink back into obscurity never to be heard from again.

[Darwins Selection]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

And me? 

A wider choice for you.

Any one of the Muppets or Teletubbies.

Monster from the Muppets? 

I think that referred to his head

[Barman]

This seems like a fantasy wish list of people to portray ME in MY film about ME.

Are you making a film about yourself as well? How exciting.

I would have imagined the starring role being taken by either Henry, that did those ads with Clement Freud, or Leslie Phillips?

I see John Cleese playing you


either him or Bernard Matthews 

You can choose between Jimmy Nail and Ricky Tomlinson for yourself then.

And me? 

A wider choice for you.

Any one of the Muppets or Teletubbies.

Monster from the Muppets? 

I think that referred to his head