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This has to be the story of the week.
« on: October 24, 2007, 05:37:01 PM »
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7008933385

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OK Wenchy ~ The challenge is on .... not going to be beaten by an Aussie Barmaid are you?
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 06:06:56 PM »
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7008933385

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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 06:12:49 PM »
Dont know about crushing beercans but something tells me she may flatten a beagle's nose before much longer  lol:
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 06:36:57 PM »
Dont know about crushing beercans but something tells me she may flatten a beagle's nose before much longer  lol:

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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 09:43:45 AM »
Depends on which thingies you are talking about Snoops, remember Wenchy has a huge tat mountain so is likely to have plenty of things to banjo you with  whistle:
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 09:54:36 AM »
She's been rather quiet for a couple of days. You don't think they are trapped in the car somewhere?

Wenchy with her Crocs shoes jammed in the headrests and Mr Wench with a slipped disc? whistle:
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 10:03:15 AM »
Bless her ~ she's not been well. Some sort of respiratory infection ~ I have a child home from school with similar.
Lot of it about.
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 10:09:32 AM »
New car, Mr Wench off because of half-term, Wenchy gets respiratory infection.

Convenient  rubschin:

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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 10:29:39 AM »
New car, Mr Wench off because of half-term, Wenchy gets respiratory infection.

Convenient  rubschin:

 rubschin: As you say.

"Respiratory infection"=Heavy breathing, needs goose-fat rubbed on chest.  eyes:
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 10:32:05 AM »
Nah! She really is ill
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 01:45:45 PM »
Nah! She really is ill

Have you been licking her feet again?
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 01:56:24 PM »
I wish  cloud9:
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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2007, 02:08:11 PM »
careful ~ she's probably listening.

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Re: This has to be the story of the week.
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2007, 10:59:29 AM »
You lot are terrible!