Growler drove past my house earlier and did not stop!
I wonder why?
Bloody 'ell mate. You on guard duty?
Couldn't stop. Brakes don't werk on me Tonka toy, but wouldn't 'ave anyway tbh.

In enuf trouble 'ere thanks.

Saw some EXCEEDINGLY bright lights glowing in you lounge by the way.
What was that all about I wonder?

this need editing...again?