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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2007, 06:23:23 PM »
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Tinkerbell will be around...have no fear...I can report backvany misdemeanours!!!  eyes:

I have a neighbour who was once cautioned for backvany. Sits on the bus like the reat of us but faces the wrong way  ;)
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You've no need to worry... thousands of miles away... I think they've just started to party upstairs  eeek:
poor you then...  happy100

Seems to have quietened down... perhaps it was a quick blast whilst applying make up... prior to clubbing. Prolly wake me up at 4 in the morning on their return. Ah, well, an extra hour tomorrow night  cloud9:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2007, 06:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:23:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 26, 2007, 06:10:08 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 06:07:28 PM
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Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2007, 05:59:02 PM
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Tinkerbell will be around...have no fear...I can report backvany misdemeanours!!!  eyes:

I have a neighbour who was once cautioned for backvany. Sits on the bus like the reat of us but faces the wrong way  ;)
scared2:

You've no need to worry... thousands of miles away... I think they've just started to party upstairs  eeek:
poor you then...  happy100

Seems to have quietened down... perhaps it was a quick blast whilst applying make up... prior to clubbing. Prolly wake me up at 4 in the morning on their return. Ah, well, an extra hour tomorrow night  cloud9:
me too... and on me hols as well...  cloud9:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2007, 07:27:42 PM »
Ah well!  I'm reporting it for the night shift and there's nobody here...  evil: 

Gonna be a   l o n g   night.  I can tell.  noooo:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2007, 11:00:45 PM »
Shumbody locked me in the cellar.

But I'm OK.  ;D  cloud9: eastdrink048
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2007, 04:54:18 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2007, 11:00:45 PM
Shumbody locked me in the cellar.

But I'm OK.  ;D  cloud9: eastdrink048
[H&S] Oh poor you...  happy100 [/H&S]

[Compo worries] How about you taking this bottle of something or other and we forget about the whole unfortunate incident, eh?  [/Compo worries]



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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2007, 05:01:23 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on October 26, 2007, 07:27:42 PM
Ah well!  I'm reporting it for the night shift and there's nobody here...  evil: 

Gonna be a   l o n g   night.  I can tell.  noooo:
Wenchy is poorly*, Snoopy is off in Dorset with no means of communicating with the outside world, Growler is just back from hols and has all the washing to do, Nick is on his way back from hols and TMR is in intensive care somewhere… Oh and I was in bed at the time.



* I can’t help but think they’ve bought a caravan and even now are towing it through Merthyr with a fifteen-mile queue of angry drivers behind them…
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2007, 10:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2007, 05:01:23 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on October 26, 2007, 07:27:42 PM
Ah well!  I'm reporting it for the night shift and there's nobody here...  evil: 

Gonna be a   l o n g   night.  I can tell.  noooo:
Wenchy is poorly*, Snoopy is off in Dorset with no means of communicating with the outside world, Growler is just back from hols and has all the washing to do, Nick is on his way back from hols and TMR is in intensive care somewhere… Oh and I was in bed at the time.



* I can’t help but think they’ve bought a caravan and even now are towing it through Merthyr with a fifteen-mile queue of angry drivers behind them…

Oh... So it was THEM eh?  rubschin:   I had to resort to 'B' roads to get home - everything else was jammed solid.   evil:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2007, 02:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on October 27, 2007, 10:40:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2007, 05:01:23 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on October 26, 2007, 07:27:42 PM
Ah well!  I'm reporting it for the night shift and there's nobody here...  evil: 

Gonna be a   l o n g   night.  I can tell.  noooo:
Wenchy is poorly*, Snoopy is off in Dorset with no means of communicating with the outside world, Growler is just back from hols and has all the washing to do, Nick is on his way back from hols and TMR is in intensive care somewhere… Oh and I was in bed at the time.



* I can’t help but think they’ve bought a caravan and even now are towing it through Merthyr with a fifteen-mile queue of angry drivers behind them…

Oh... So it was THEM eh?  rubschin:   I had to resort to 'B' roads to get home - everything else was jammed solid.   evil:

I bet TMR wishes he was 'jammed solid' as well. whistle:

Thanks for the case of whisky Barman. I have instructed my legal team to stand down.
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2007, 02:23:18 PM »
Can I just point out that the anal seepage sufferer was Snakey and not me.

Thank you.
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2007, 07:32:42 PM »
Did you have to sit next to him? sick2:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2007, 12:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2007, 02:19:51 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on October 27, 2007, 10:40:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2007, 05:01:23 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on October 26, 2007, 07:27:42 PM
Ah well!  I'm reporting it for the night shift and there's nobody here...  evil: 

Gonna be a   l o n g   night.  I can tell.  noooo:
Wenchy is poorly*, Snoopy is off in Dorset with no means of communicating with the outside world, Growler is just back from hols and has all the washing to do, Nick is on his way back from hols and TMR is in intensive care somewhere… Oh and I was in bed at the time.



* I can’t help but think they’ve bought a caravan and even now are towing it through Merthyr with a fifteen-mile queue of angry drivers behind them…

Oh... So it was THEM eh?  rubschin:   I had to resort to 'B' roads to get home - everything else was jammed solid.   evil:

I bet TMR wishes he was 'jammed solid' as well. whistle:

Thanks for the case of whisky Barman. I have instructed my legal team to stand down.
Case?  eeek:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2007, 01:00:00 PM »
We have returned safely… all is well….  whistle:
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2007, 02:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2007, 01:00:00 PM
We have returned safely… all is well….  whistle:

It is for him now - boy was he ever suffering bar withdrawal symptons over the past 48 hours - seems that spending some quality time with me just isn't enough nowadays  sad24: 
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2007, 02:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2007, 01:00:00 PM
We have returned safely… all is well….  whistle:

Where've you been ffs?
You're on one permanent bloody holiday out there you lucky barstardman. ::)
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Re: Barman's Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2007, 02:47:22 PM »
I am now battling with Miss Whiplash. Any contract killers on here?

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