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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2007, 03:52:18 PM »
Quote from: chuntering again on October 29, 2007, 03:35:19 PM
Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.

Apart from that, it was great.
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2007, 03:52:18 PM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 29, 2007, 03:35:19 PM
Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.

Apart from that, it was great.
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2007, 04:42:16 PM »
I once camped late at night on a firing range near Algecira (days of Franco). Marched off at gunpoint! noooo:
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2007, 04:58:04 PM »
Quote from: chuntering again on October 29, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2007, 03:52:18 PM
Quote from: chuntering again on October 29, 2007, 03:35:19 PM
Went camping in Spain in 1992. Both sea-sick, the tent broke after 4 days, Brittany Ferries wouldn't let us take an earlier ferry back, hired a tent which got flooded, ended up staying in a sequence of cheap hotels and B&Bs (one owned by a miserable old cow with a portrait of Franco on the wall and wouldn't let us use her cooker), got sunstroke and my feet sunburnt, food poisoning from a Pizza takeaway in Santander and I couldn't speak a word of the language.

Apart from that, it was great.
You are Nick - I claim my £5  whistle:

By all accounts I'm married to his wife, or her long lost twin at least.
noooo:  happy100
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2007, 05:02:15 PM »
Swop? A change is as good as a rest
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2007, 06:01:30 PM »
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2007, 06:09:53 PM »
Nick, want to give me odds on the boy cracking your password and letting Mrs Nick see that comment  point:
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2007, 08:20:39 PM »
THE BOY HEAR. MAY DAD IS NUTS AND MY MUM IS WORSE -BNONKERWAS (CANT SPEL PRO[PERLY). NICVE TO SEE YOU AQLL AND OPLEACSE RESCUE ME, THIS LOT ARE DONG MY HEAD IN. HAVE TO HAVE ABATH NOW AGAN. WHY D I HAVE TO IM ANOT THQT DIRTY
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2007, 08:32:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2007, 08:20:39 PM
THE BOY HEAR. MAY DAD IS NUTS AND MY MUM IS WORSE -BNONKERWAS (CANT SPEL PRO[PERLY). NICVE TO SEE YOU AQLL AND OPLEACSE RESCUE ME, THIS LOT ARE DONG MY HEAD IN. HAVE TO HAVE ABATH NOW AGAN. WHY D I HAVE TO IM ANOT THQT DIRTY

Tell that grizzly old b****r of a father of yours, that he's got a damned cheek pulling us all up in here over our pronunciation, spelling and lack of apostrophy's, when he can't even teach those, proper like, that actually live in the same flamin' 'ouse as him!

Now go and have yer bath, and wash behind those ears proper like. OK? ::)
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2007, 08:39:03 PM »
IF I AVE TOO BUT ITS ONMLY SDOME NUD AND STUFF. THEY DO GO ONWE ABOUT IT. AND TEETH. I HAVDE LOTS, SO WHY BRUSH THEM ALL LIKE. I CAN DO WITHOUT A FEW AND THEAT FAIRY LEAVESMONEY SO ITS IN MY INTEREST TO LET EM GO.

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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2007, 11:58:10 PM »
 rubschin: 'e doesn't seem to have a problem spelling buggers
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2007, 10:45:38 AM »
Somehow I can't imagine anyone living in the Nick household being allowed to get away with that sort of spelling!
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 10:58:14 AM »
We were preparing for a spelling test last night. One word was "inaccurate". He got it wrong! noooo:
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 11:03:53 AM »
Ahhh the irony.
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Re: The holiday disasters thread (all comers)
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2007, 11:58:13 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 30, 2007, 11:03:53 AM
Ahhh the irony.
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