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Offline The Moan Ranger

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How stupid are these people?
« on: October 27, 2007, 12:18:47 PM »
Two kids get mown down on a motorway, so what do these people do? Why they go onto the motorway of course, to lay floral tributes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7065139.stm

If one of these people is to also get squashed, I'm afraid I shall laugh my bollocks off. cussing:
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 01:39:18 PM »
Scousers too I'm afraid to say. ::)

Leave you commiserations here. ::)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 01:44:11 PM »
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Kieran Coupe, seven, and his friend Guy Davies, six, died when they were hit by three cars as they crossed the motorway with their scooters on Wednesday night.


Were the McCann's involved?

Or were their parents just out at the pub?
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2007, 01:48:57 PM »
You get silly sods everywhere - not just in Scousville :-/
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 01:58:48 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2007, 01:48:57 PM
You get silly sods everywhere - not just in Scousville :-/

I know that Moany, but others may not quite appreciate your somewhat more.... rubschin:...open views on the great dim british public? ::)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 02:01:09 PM »
Where's your picnic table gone then? (not a wind up)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »
Me! Open views! Hahahaha! Ask anyone who knows me - I basically hate everyone and everything! (Apart from Mrs TMR and my Suzuki. And Ms TMR. And Jeremy Clarkson. And Young's ordinary, obviously)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 02:10:32 PM »
It's all our fault.   

The safety fencing was either absent of ineffective.  Obviously the children (and adults) are unable to recognise the hazard to life that wandering around motorways present.

It seems we are destined to have 25 foot electric fences around every conceivable area that may be deemed vaguely dangerous, and I suppose we'd better have another guard fence to prevent the unknowing from electrocuting themselves on the safety fence.

And... We had better have warning signs (in fifty two languages, and Braille) with audio variations as well to guard against accidentally walking into the guard fence and injuring themselves. 

Guards should be stationed every ten metres to assist people in the comprehension of the dangers and shoot those that don't listen.

Did I miss anything?

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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2007, 02:16:02 PM »
Barman - just put a sign up saying "Job Centre" - that will keep the Scousers away :-)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 02:16:21 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on October 27, 2007, 02:10:32 PM
It's all our fault.   

The safety fencing was either absent of ineffective.  Obviously the children (and adults) are unable to recognise the hazard to life that wandering around motorways present.

It seems we are destined to have 25 foot electric fences around every conceivable area that may be deemed vaguely dangerous, and I suppose we'd better have another guard fence to prevent the unknowing from electrocuting themselves on the safety fence.

And... We had better have warning signs (in fifty two languages, and Braille) with audio variations as well to guard against accidentally walking into the guard fence and injuring themselves. 

Guards should be stationed every ten metres to assist people in the comprehension of the dangers and shoot those that don't listen.

Did I miss anything?



Bit OTT that Bouncy if you don't mind me saying so? eeek:












Hang on though. rubschin:

This is after all GB 2007on 2nd thoughts. ::)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2007, 02:16:58 PM »
Flood lighting. I think you missed the 24hr flood lighting.  After all this took place at night and they also need to be protected from the dark.

And goodness, the clocks go back tonight so it'll be even darker... and even more dangerous  eeek:
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2007, 02:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 27, 2007, 02:01:09 PM
Where's your picnic table gone then? (not a wind up)

'round the back of the container on it's side....I HOPE.  eeek:
Failing that it'll be on the top of some arsewipes bonfire no doubt. ::)


I'm on me way.....again. ::)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2007, 02:26:32 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 27, 2007, 02:16:58 PM
Flood lighting. I think you missed the 24hr flood lighting.  After all this took place at night and they also need to be protected from the dark.

And goodness, the clocks go back tonight so it'll be even darker... and even more dangerous  eeek:

Of course!   eeek:  How could I forget 24hr floodlighting   doh:  And satellite surveillance...



Or....

Plan B.   Remove ALL safety devices and let nature take its course.


Stop Press!   Since removing Safety devices the population of UK has unexpectedly fallen to WWII levels.

Sex is now a tax deductible activity.   ;)
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 02:28:20 PM »
I like the cut of your gyp (sp?) Bouncer!
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Re: How stupid are these people?
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2007, 02:38:10 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on October 27, 2007, 02:28:20 PM
I like the cut of your gyp (sp?) Bouncer!

I think 'gyp' is a stomach complaint.

A touch pre-occupied perhaps?  ;)
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