Thanks to Nick...

[GROWLER]

Mrs GROWLER reckons they were eaters NOT cookers though

They were free FFS. They are a bit tarty to eat and cook quite well, so tell her to shut up

No problem.
Done.

Added a few more colourful werds to it too...just for you like.

[Nick]

Ok like

[GROWLER]

Ok like

You takin' the piss................like?

[Nick]

No. Like

[GROWLER]

Talkin' about you at your local newsagents this avvy. Linda is it?

She reckons you're barkin' too.

[Nick]

It is Linda. Tell more!

[GROWLER]

It is Linda. Tell more!

Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter.

[Misunderstood]

Makes a refreshing change to 'av a' u-nited opinion about sommat  oop thar!

Like.   

[GROWLER]

Makes a refreshing change to 'av a' u-nited opinion about sommat  oop thar!

Like.   

60 miles east for flat caps an' ferrets thanks.

[Uncle Mort]

It is Linda. Tell more!

Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter.

Is he a common topic of conversation among the locals? like.

[GROWLER]

It is Linda. Tell more!

Nowt else to tell, just that everyone I meet that knows you thinks you're a nutter.

Is he a common topic of conversation among the locals? like.

Oh yes. He's almost got celebrity status up here.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

You could always move to Switzerland if all this popularity is becoming too much fellah.

[Nick]

Spain will do me nicely, thank you

[Bar Wench]

I don't understand the vast majority of this thread.