Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away.
Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.
If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?