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Top Gear thread
« on: October 28, 2007, 09:35:13 PM »
Another top programme tonight. happy088

I nearly shat myself with laughter when Clarkson drove that Peel car behind the news room. happy001
Simple but classic comedy.

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 10:51:49 AM »
In one of the programmes to come, it looks like they have a Dolomite Sprint!  Check out the TG preveiw video.


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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 01:46:24 PM »
In one of the programmes to come, it looks like they have a Dolomite Sprint!  Check out the TG preveiw video.



I think you're right in your assumption. Isn't it fast disappearing backwards down that 1 in 2 hill start test facility at MIRA? lol:

I've driven up that! eeek:

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 01:57:40 PM »
Next weeks 'adventure' looks potentially disasterous good.
Trip across Africa in 3 bangers. eeek:

What could possibly go wrong for these 3 brilliant clowns? rubschin:

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 02:53:13 PM »
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 06:15:21 PM »
Many TG repeats now showing daily on 'Dave' new freeview channel.

'Dave'?

Who the hell thought THAT up then? confused:


Causing major problems here though.  ::)
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 07:57:05 PM »
Did you know that Jezza had a pet donkey earlier on this year, apparently? rubschin:

It died. sad24:
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2007, 08:35:16 AM »
Was it driving or racing?
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2007, 09:00:31 AM »
Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 12:00:45 PM »
Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.

Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 12:54:44 PM »
Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.

Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!

A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2007, 01:05:00 PM »
Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.

Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!

A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:

Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.

If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 02:14:37 PM »
Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.

Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!

A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. noooo:

Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.

If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?

The the little fella alone - he DID, after all break the British Land Speed record on one of his (earlier) runs.

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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 02:20:01 PM »
The Donkey cloud9:
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Re: Top Gear thread
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 03:44:34 PM »
The Donkey cloud9:
A decidedly wonky donkey apparently…  whistle:
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