Was it driving or racing?
Attempting the quadruped land-speed record of course.
Doubtless with a jet stuck up its arse. The Hamster springs to mind!
A jet or a hamster, I suppose it would still run away. 
Trust you to bring felching into it! Still, I suppose being in the farming line, you'd know all about doing things with wildlife.
If you look, you'll see that hamster in my post was capitalised - I was, of course, referring to the diminutive dimwit sidekick of Clarkson and May, who, you may recall, had an interesting experience with a large jet whilst in search of some speed record or other. OK?
The the little fella alone - he DID, after all break the British Land Speed record on one of his (earlier) runs.
Doesn't count, officially, but as far as us lot are concerned, yes, he is THE man who has travelled faster at ground level than anyone else, ever.....in GB.
Did you see them on that tv awards programme last night?
Clarkson was actually lost for werds for once when he scooped that award.
Richly deserved too. Best programme on tv now imo.
