Black Pudding Flavoured Ice Cream??

[Nick]

Your recipe sir

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/snailporridge_74858.shtml

[Darwins Selection]

Anyway DS. No beating about the bush. Any chance of issuing some freebie teerkees to us lot for crimbo like?

No need to be shy, just come straight out and scrounge.

I suppose it is as good a time as any to break the running joke, but we decided last year that 'Terkees' were probably not worth the trouble, re-inforced by the bird-flu business, so sorry and all that, but you will have to queue at Iceland like the rest of us.

It was only a minor sideline and a bit of fun really.

Now oil-seed rape for biofuels, that's on the up. 

Good this year, better next.

And turnips? 

Turnips are always good.

You can never have too many turnips.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

What about Marmite flavoured ice-cream?? Huh? Yummmmmmmmm. . . . . .

[GROWLER]

What about Marmite flavoured ice-cream?? Huh? Yummmmmmmmm. . . . . .

Someone was doing a cheese with marmite running through it a couple of years ago. Bloody gorgeous it was, but can't find it anymore.

[Pastis]

Your recipe sir

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/snailporridge_74858.shtml

Heston Blumenthal. Now there's a name for you. Who would name their offspring after a Motorway Service station and why? 

[Darwins Selection]

Your recipe sir

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/snailporridge_74858.shtml

Heston Blumenthal. Now there's a name for you. Who would name their offspring after a Motorway Service station and why? 

It is a Jewish tradition to name the child after the place of conception.

Or so my old school chum, Stairwell Cohen, told me.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Your recipe sir

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/snailporridge_74858.shtml

Heston Blumenthal. Now there's a name for you. Who would name their offspring after a Motorway Service station and why? 

It is a Jewish tradition to name the child after the place of conception.

Or so my old school chum, Stairwell Cohen, told me.

Indeed. It's a common idea - the native American (can I say Indians?) have a similar system where the new born is named after the first thing seen by the proud father on leaving the teepee. At least, that's what I'm told by my old friend 'Two Dogs Shagging'.

[Snoopy]

Mrs S makes her own ice-cream from time to time (If I am too slow to stop her that is).
Her favourite, which I admit I refuse to even try, is "Brown Bread Ice Cream" and YES one of the ingredients is a lump of Hovis.

Just looking at it being made was enough for me.

[Darwins Selection]

Mrs S makes her own ice-cream from time to time (If I am too slow to stop her that is).
Her favourite, which I admit I refuse to even try, is "Brown Bread Ice Cream" and YES one of the ingredients is a lump of Hovis.

Just looking at it being made was enough for me.

Isn't 'Brown Bread' rhyming slang?