Maybe this is something you want to exercise your wit on.
Personally, I'm lost for words...
<a href="
http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-public_humiliation_vs_real_punishment.html">Randy Cassingham's Blog: Public Humiliation vs. Real Punishment</a>
PUBLIC HUMILIATION IN THE INTERNET ERA: Visitors at a park in Mason,
Ohio, called police after an apparently drunk man climbed into his
pickup truck and started driving around, including near the children's
play area. When an officer arrived, "I observed [the suspect] to be
wearing a very skimpy woman's ... bikini with two tan water balloons
taped to the top to simulate two woman's breasts and a pair of pink
Speedo flip-flop sandals," Officer Scott Miller said in his report.
Steven S. Cole, 46, a volunteer firefighter who had emergency lights on
his truck, was also wearing a blond wig, and allegedly had a blood
alcohol level of .174 percent. He explained he was on his way to a
contest at a "gay bar"; police found more wigs, a pair of silver go-go
boots, beer, and other items in his truck. Cole was charged with
drunken driving, having an open container, public indecency and
disorderly conduct. (Cincinnati Enquirer) ...But since police released
his booking photos and they're all over the web, they really need to
drop the charges to avoid Double Jeopardy.