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Offline Pastis

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Re: Ikea
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 05:25:40 PM »
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Max load/shelf: 65 kg

x 3 shelves... 195Kgs...

So, if 2 of me plus a sack of potatos sat on it ...  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 06:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
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Max load/shelf: 65 kg

x 3 shelves... 195Kgs...

So, if 2 of me plus a sack of potatos sat on it ...  noooo: noooo:

Something is definitely warped methinks. noooo:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 06:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2007, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
If...
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Max load/shelf: 65 kg

x 3 shelves... 195Kgs...

So, if 2 of me plus a sack of potatos sat on it ...  noooo: noooo:

Something is definitely warped methinks. noooo:

I think it would be... if not crushed  noooo:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 04:33:32 AM »
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2007, 08:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
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Max load/shelf: 65 kg

x 3 shelves... 195Kgs...

So, if 2 of me plus a sack of potatos sat on it ...  noooo: noooo:

I hadn't seen that bit.  redface: Thank-you.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 08:59:05 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 08:52:36 AM
Quote from: Pastis on October 30, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
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Max load/shelf: 65 kg

x 3 shelves... 195Kgs...

So, if 2 of me plus a sack of potatos sat on it ...  noooo: noooo:

I hadn't seen that bit.  redface: Thank-you.

So if
2xPastis+1xsack of spuds=195
then
AxWench+Bxsack of spuds=195

Calculate how many Wenches and sacks of spuds may safely go on the stand.

Fractional Wenches are not permitted.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2007, 09:07:58 AM »
Wench is not interested in sitting on the stand. Only in putting her small stereo and kitchen crap on it.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2007, 09:40:31 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 09:07:58 AM
Wench is not interested in sitting on the stand. Only in putting her small stereo and kitchen crap on it.

And keep it the bathroom?
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2007, 09:54:45 AM »
Quote from: tel on October 31, 2007, 09:40:31 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 09:07:58 AM
Wench is not interested in sitting on the stand. Only in putting her small stereo and kitchen crap on it.

And keep it the bathroom?

. . . next to the commode . . .
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2007, 10:16:44 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 31, 2007, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: tel on October 31, 2007, 09:40:31 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 09:07:58 AM
Wench is not interested in sitting on the stand. Only in putting her small stereo and kitchen crap on it.

And keep it the bathroom?

. . . next to the commode . . .

"Going to the music room" ?
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2007, 10:32:13 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2007, 10:16:44 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on October 31, 2007, 09:54:45 AM
Quote from: tel on October 31, 2007, 09:40:31 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 09:07:58 AM
Wench is not interested in sitting on the stand. Only in putting her small stereo and crap on it.

And keep it the bathroom?

. . . next to the commode . . .

"Going to the music room" ?

Would seem entirely appropriate methinks.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2007, 10:32:33 AM »
 Banghead

It's going to be one of those days isn't it.  eeek:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2007, 10:47:08 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 10:32:33 AM
Banghead

It's going to be one of those days isn't it.  eeek:
Of course...  whistle:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2007, 11:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 10:32:33 AM
Banghead

It's going to be one of those days isn't it.  eeek:

You shouldn't have brought the "Ikea" object into play.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2007, 11:18:02 AM »
Whilst it is, does anyone have an ektorp sofa? Any good?
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