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Offline tel

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Re: Ikea
« Reply #90 on: November 06, 2007, 10:12:19 AM »
That's quite worrying.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #91 on: November 06, 2007, 10:32:40 AM »
Quote from: tel on November 06, 2007, 10:10:11 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 05, 2007, 04:43:07 PM
Am I being naive again?  eeek:

You surely must have learned something from associating with the regulars here.

That you can all twist the most innocent of statements into perversion? Yes I have. Sadly the only thing learnt from that is that I should stop posting.

Is that the master plan being discussed in The Boys Only Area?  sad24:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2007, 10:33:37 AM »
We are planning a new role for you actually. Bit hush hush though at present.

Do you have your own pole anywhere?
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2007, 11:06:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 10:33:37 AM
We are planning a new role for you actually. Bit hush hush though at present.

Do you have your own pole anywhere?

Should it be leather, rubber, vinyl or pvc attire?
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2007, 11:09:05 AM »
Being discussed and budget prepared. SHe may need several outfits what with all the sweat and stuff.

Sssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2007, 11:10:40 AM »
Plenty of talcum powder then.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2007, 11:11:07 AM »
 scared2:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #97 on: November 06, 2007, 11:11:31 AM »
Counteracts the Vaseline!
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #98 on: November 06, 2007, 11:11:52 AM »
 scared2: sick2: scared2:
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #99 on: November 06, 2007, 11:12:21 AM »
Prefer baby oil, personally.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #100 on: November 06, 2007, 11:12:51 AM »
But the sticking point is the industrial rubber gloves (Smearing thereof). Expensive!
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #101 on: November 06, 2007, 11:13:16 AM »
Quote from: tel on November 06, 2007, 11:12:21 AM
Prefer baby oil, personally.
White or brown?
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #102 on: November 06, 2007, 11:18:21 AM »
Clear.
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #103 on: November 06, 2007, 11:19:24 AM »
Clearly!
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Re: Ikea
« Reply #104 on: November 06, 2007, 11:29:44 AM »
Obviously
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