Goods are in Turkish customs. Turkish customs have rejected the paperwork THREE TIMES!!! Each time requiring a trip to Woking to fill in a new £41 form and then £35 worth of courier costs to Turkey.
It's because you are an 'inferior' woman.
Next time, sign it 'Bert Wencher, Director of Export Documentation'.
Disrespect of authority equates to 2 years conscription on the Iraq border to your average Turk.