Miss Whiplash HAS BEEN SACKED!

[Bar Wench]

Day before Brother Wench's.

[Nick]

Twins and a long labour then. Your poor mother

[Bar Wench]

Twins and a long labour then. Your poor mother

A year and three weeks between us. Not ideal in way shape or form really.

[Pastis]

IIRC correctly I am FLYING there on the 22nd November and will be in the Alma in Wandsworth on the afternoon of the 23rd prior to FLYING back oop north

Noted & in the diary. A Friday afternoon - the day after Thanksgiving; quite appropriate given the thread title 

[GROWLER]

Day before Brother Wench's.

No. i'm a wumman and I can therefore change my mind, so.......

A year and three weeks between us.

 

Ey?

You just said 2 post previously like.....what is the point ey?
You are a wooly headed duffer, yes?

[Nick]

Growler is also bonkers

[GROWLER]

Growler is also bonkers

Sez the 'little village somewhere in the north west' residents very own barm pot.

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

Growler is also bonkers

I thought my post was perfectly clear. 

[GROWLER]

Growler is also bonkers

I thought my post was perfectly clear. 

They were individually. Combined they are twoddle.

[GROWLER]

Harsh maybe, but true.

You know me. Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.
Sometimes it really is best knowing the truth though you know. Cruel to be kind and all that stuff. You'll really appreciate my frankness one day you raging barkin' looney nutter. alien

[Darwins Selection]

Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.

Don't you think doing both in the same thread is a bit over the top though? 

[Nick]

Harsh maybe, but true.

You know me. Say it how it is with scant regard for others feelings.
Better that way than talkin' shite all the time i say.
Sometimes it really is best knowing the truth though you know. Cruel to be kind and all that stuff. You'll really appreciate my frankness one day you raging barkin' looney nutter. alien

Laast time I give you any apples

[Bar Wench]

My birthday is the 1st.
Nick's is the 20th.
Brother Wench's is the 21st.

Therefore Nick's is the day before Brother Wench's and there are a year and three weeks between my birth date and my Brother's.

How is what I wrote before not that? 

[Nick]

What has my birthday got to do with it?